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    Tony Stark makes you an offer you can't refuse. You really should reconsider, because you will be handling PR for someone who isn't exactly an Avenger. It is a job a million PRs would die for.

    You might just end up dying for real.

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    31 Jan 2022

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    The next time, they had an omelet bar, champagne and a banner without penises on it. Also, Jane Foster was there. Thor seemed delighted when he stepped into the room and everyone toasted him with a jubilant, “Intervention!”
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    The Avengers hold interventions a la How I Met Your Mother

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    09 Jan 2023

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    Trump and Biden.

    Rivals.

    Enemies.

    What happens when they put that hate aside?

    They need to keep it secret from Mike Pence, the previous vice president.

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    04 Jan 2023

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    Maybe it was the please that did it but Jane finally met her gaze, worrying at her lip for a split second before she blurted out, “you ate a magic apple and now you’re some kind of immortal.”

    “I’m a…” Darcy blinked twice, swallowed once and shook her head, “nope, okay, rewind. What?”

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    Darcy Lewis learned nothing from fairytales.
    After eating an honest to god(dess) magic apple she finds herself the unwilling heiress of the powers of Eris, Goddess of Chaos. Stuck on Asgard as she struggles for control, things go from ‘weird’ to ‘oh hell no’ when she’s thrown together with Mr Tall, Dark, and Murderous himself. She wants nothing to do with Loki, no matter what Thor’s mom says about things not always being what they seem, but she might not have a choice. With her control wavering and her powers threatening to go nova she comes to realise he might just be the one person alive who can help her, whether she likes it or not.

     

    ((Slow burn Tasertricks set after the first Avengers and going blissfully off canon after that point, because it’s apparently still 2012 in my head.)

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    25 Jul 2022

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    Loki had scratched the skin bloody in the darkest hours of his cell, determined to rip the falsehood from his body. To carve away at the words that had teased at him for centuries.

    After all, surely you needed a soul to have a soul mate?

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    Loki didn’t fall after the events of Puente Argente, instead he awaits his fate in an Asgardian jail cell. A fate that might just lead him to everything he has ever wanted. A crown, a kingdom, a queen. That is if he can recognise her for what she’s worth, and she can forgive him for being a complete and total douche bag.

    They may be written into each other’s skin, but that doesn’t mean they’re happy about it.

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    20 Jul 2022