HelloMyNameIsAlias
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It starts on a Wednesday morning which, as far as Randy can tell, has absolutely nothing special going for it. He just wakes up at half past six, drives across town to his stupid pays-the-bills morning job, and discovers that the coffee machine is bleeding.
(AKA, the coffee shop AU where Randy goes insane trying to prove that his coworkers are killing people and stuffing them through the coffee mill)
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can't! buy! my! love! by the-night-gods-moon (HelloMyNameIsAlias)
Fandoms: SK8 the Infinity (Anime)
30 Sep 2025
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Langa Hasegawa needs to get a job, but no one is hiring. What’s a guy to do? Well, put up fliers all over town advertising his services as a jack-of-all-trades handyman, of course! Quick, affordable, and reliable, there’s no job he won’t do! Surely this is a plan that can’t go wrong.
This is (not) a story about skateboards.
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Your name is Brian Moser. You are only seven years old, and for the past two days you have been bathing in blood. You're scared, and the only thing you want more than your mom's reassurance that everything is going to be okay is a glass of water for your little brother. But I'm here to help. Do exactly as I say, and things will start to go our way, my friend.
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A couple of deleted/extra context scenes from Branching Paths.
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- Part 5 of Branching Paths
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The whims of chance control us all, and the only thing any of us can do is make the decision, over and over again every single day, to do what is right, no matter how the winds may blow or the sun may shine.
The time has come. The danse macabre begins.
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- Part 4 of Branching Paths
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An alternate universe retelling of TUE.
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Encore by daylights-nightlights (HelloMyNameIsAlias), lonely-gotham-streetlamp (HelloMyNameIsAlias)
Fandom Batman Beyond, DC Animated Universe (Timmverse), Original Work, Teen Titans (Animated Series)
11 Dec 2024
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the vanishing of danny fenton by daylights-nightlights (HelloMyNameIsAlias)
Fandom Danny Phantom
31 Oct 2021
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Ahsoka Displaced by roasted-frog-legs (HelloMyNameIsAlias)
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Rebels, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
26 Feb 2021
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Always in motion, the future is, and sometimes in motion, the past is, when a realm outside of time one wanders.
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Draco snorted. “I’m not reduced to penury. I want something considerably beyond money, and I rather think you’re the only one can give it to me.”
“You want the Invisibility Cloak,” Harry said, flatly. He’d half expected as much; it was the only thing he had that Draco could want—
“Don’t be stupid, Potter,” Draco said. “I want my reputation back.”
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- Part 2 of Harry Potter works
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- English
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Bookmarked by HelloMyNameIsAlias
26 Feb 2026
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Us, infinite (unfortunately) by thecouchsofa for nv-md (ANW815)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Jul 2024
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It’s very fitting for how Harry’s life has gone thus far that he gets trapped in a time loop without rhyme, reason, or warning.
To make matters infinitely worse, the one other person stuck on the same hellish chronological ride is Draco Malfoy, git extraordinaire.
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Bookmarked by HelloMyNameIsAlias
25 Feb 2026
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“You curl your lip and wrinkle your nose and sneer and call me Saviour, yet you only seek my help at the eleventh hour. That’s what’s fucked up, Malfoy.” || Draco Malfoy is dead, and Harry is absolutely totally fine with that.
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Bookmarked by HelloMyNameIsAlias
25 Feb 2026
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Malfoy was up to something. Or something was up with Malfoy. Either way, it couldn't be Harry's fault that he was irrevocably drawn to him.
This is a story about a journey to distant shores, about redefining who you are, about a change of perspective.
And snakes.
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- English
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Bookmarked by HelloMyNameIsAlias
18 Feb 2026
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Sometimes, family is two deranged ex-boyfriends and the sentient magical house caught in the middle.
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Bookmarked by HelloMyNameIsAlias
18 Feb 2026