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Turning Back To Shore by buryyourgaydar
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Jul 2025
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Shang Qinghua would like to be very clear that there are no selkies in the world of Proud Immortal Demon Way.
“They’re called seal spirits,” he says, when Shen Qingqiu complains about seeing a pod of them on a mission to the coast with Liu Qingge.
“They’re selkies,” Shen Qingqiu says, giving Shang Qinghua his best withering ‘you are a sellout’ look. "In chapter 347, Luo Binghe has to recover the lost pelt of a Selkie-meimei who had it stolen by a poacher. He brought it to her and she transformed and brought him to that underwater cave with the glowing seashells, where he found those mermaid sisters—”
“If seal spirits happen to also need their pelts to transform,” Shang Qinghua sniffs, “Then that’s simply a coincidence.”
Shen Qingqiu throws a pillow at him.
Shang Qinghua is a selkie, and Mobei-Jun won't stop taking naps on his pelt.
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26 Jan 2026
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Best of Both Worlds by therealandraste
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jan 2026
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Shang Qinghua, esteemed chairperson and founding member of his own investigation group, is convinced of the existence of demons.
One day, he bumps into a tall, mysterious stranger. After that, Shang Qinghua isn't sure what he wants to believe any more.
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23 Jan 2026
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mind reader, heart stealer by cherryot for yukkiri
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Jan 2026
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Error! Error! This was against the workplace hierarchy! Measly goldfish like Shang Qinghua have no place nipping at the tails of the tiger sharks that share the tank with him!
He opens his mouth to apologize, only for something else to cut through his thoughts.
—has such endearing and messy hair. I could fix it for—
What the fuck.
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Shang Qinghua turns thirty, goes to work, and then proceeds to misread every situation he finds himself in.Bookmarked by HeyDagger
21 Jan 2026
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Lan Zhan thankfully cuts him off right there, his ears flushing a deeper shade of red. “No balloons. I have a work function I must attend and I need a plus one. My brother will be attending and I would like to make it very clear to him that I am not interested in being set-up with my female coworkers.”
“So you’re looking for someone to make it really obvious that you’re gay? Scare them off with how super-queer they are?” Wei Ying’s tone is light, but he can’t help but feel a twinge of disappointment., He’d gotten his hopes up too quickly — what did he think? That a guy like this would want a relationship with him? He mentally runs through his Grindr pics and cringes internally. He was picked because of his weird gay undercut and crop top and embarrasing tattoos. You don’t go looking for relationships on Grindr, Wei Ying reminds himself irritably.
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19 Jan 2026
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Oh, to be lovers in Paris by ilip13 for slightlytookish
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
14 Mar 2021
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It was only when they arrived at the airport to meet a group of his coworkers and Wei Ying told them cheerfully, "Hey everyone, meet Lan Zhan!", only when — luckily! — Lan Zhan went to the weigh-scales to once again weigh their baggage because he was just like that, only when Gina said, "Oh, how romantic!" that Wei Ying realized that he was, in fact, a little bit screwed.
Because only then had he remembered that maybe he’d told his coworkers at several office parties that Lan Zhan was the love of his life.