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“Fine,” he said. “We’ll have a contest.”
Henry blinked. “A contest.”
“Yes.”
“That’s your solution to everything.”
“And it works.”
Henry shook his head, but he was already laughing. “What would we even be measuring? Applause?”
Hans leaned back, crossing his arms with mock dignity. “Performance. Skill. Satisfaction.”
“You plan to ask for written testimonials?”
“If necessary.”
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14 Mar 2026
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He wishes he didn’t know. Oh, fucking hell, how he wishes he didn’t know.
His life would be so much easier, so much more straight forward and less goddamn distracting if he didn’t know.
But no. Oh, no, he just had to ask the bloody smart-mouthed, rat-arsed peasant, to join him in the fucking baths.
And now Hans is being fucking haunted.
- In which Hans makes an unexpected discovery about Henry, and it throws him for a loop.-
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11 Mar 2026
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The Great Pizzle Measuring Test by IPegYourBardon
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
04 Mar 2026
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Hans turned, folding his arms. Even hungover, he managed to look imperious. “A comprehensive evaluation must include endurance, agility, and strategic thinking.”
“This is not a battlefield.”
“It is a matter of honour.”
“It was a tavern joke.”
“It was a declaration.”
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11 Mar 2026
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Hans Capon has a problem.
He cant quieten his brain enough to climax.
He makes it Henry's problem
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09 Mar 2026
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The great pizzle yanking tournament by MarlinGot
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
28 Dec 2025
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Henry accidentally catches Hans masturbating. Hans declares he'll get his revenge by catching Henry at it next. It takes a while for Henry to realise Hans is serious, and that it's maybe - not exactly - about revenge either.
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09 Mar 2026
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But even after hours of lazy reading, his thoughts hadn't changed. And the romances described on the soft parchment pages did nothing to soothe the desire simmering inside him. Every time he lifted his eyes from the book – just for a moment, to rest them – he found himself reliving the way they had touched hours before. Their bodies pressed together in that cramped tub, their breaths mingling, their hands...
He kicked off his braies and slid under the blankets.
With a hesitant, almost embarrassing sigh – as though he hadn't already done this hundreds of times, with Henry's image burned behind his eyelids and his name on his lips – he let his left hand drift between his thighs.Henry leaves for work early in the morning and Hans needs to find some way to spend his time alone, waiting for his squire to come back. Losing himself in a good book might be the perfect solution, if only...
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- Part 4 of Ars Amandi
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09 Mar 2026
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So when Henry suggests locking Hans up in chastity, Hans balks.
"Did I do something wrong?" Hans says, arms wrapped around Henry's shoulders. They were still sweaty from their vigorous fucking prior. "I've been good — I've… I haven't been with anyone else, if that's what you were concerned of."
"No, you did everything right, Hans," Henry says, running his fingers through Hans's hair. Hans purrs in response, loving the simple praise. Fingers trail down Hans's side, Henry's hand wandering until he cups Hans's soft cock. "I just think it would be fun."
"Fun," Hans repeats with a sigh. "Fun locking my dick up in a cage."
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08 Mar 2026
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“Well, now that you are already almost naked anyway,” Hans said, looking at Henry with playfulness in his voice, “why not stripping totally and sit in the bath with me?”
At first, Henry was a bit hesitant, not sure how this could be seen, a noble and a peasant together in the same bath.
“I’m not sure, would that be okay?”
“Obviously, dickhead! Or I would not propose it to you! And in any case, I think you deserve it, being you saving my life and all!”
“That’s true. Alright, I’m coming.”
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08 Mar 2026
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Hans Capon has a wet dream about his squire.
Very inappropriate.
Then, Hans Capon indulges in those filthy fantasies.
Still inappropriate.
And, in the end, Hans Capon opts for something deeply inappropriate.Series
- Part 1 of Well Spent
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08 Mar 2026
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A True Member of the Nobility by Alvara
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
15 Aug 2025
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After a long sleepless night, Hans headed to the poaching spot he found on a ride shortly after Maleshov with twisting feelings in his gut over Henry saving him. Enduring his heart on the matter turns into desperately jerking off alone in the woods while thinking of Henry. Then venturing into something more than simply thrusting into his own fist.
Unbeknownst to him, Henry had followed his lord to the camp uninvited after catching sight of his lord mounting his horse in the early morning dew. Following him out of worry of his lord being caught poaching again or going on a dangerous misadventure by himself out of some sort of wounded pride, Henry instead gets a front row seat to watching Hans touching himself while heatedly crying out his loyal squire's name.
Henry catches Hans's lie of bringing a local girl to see a true member of the nobility long before he first tells him it.
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08 Mar 2026
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Hans is stressed, Henry has the cure-all. Wedding planning is not for the faint of heart, but at least Hans has his faithful peasant to help de-stress him.
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08 Mar 2026
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5 times Henry of Skalitz told Sir Hans Capon what to do — and one time Sir Hans Capon begged for it by MarlinGot for PinkCherryBlossoms
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
16 Jan 2026
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The first time Henry tells Hans what to do – no ‘you should’, no ‘please’ – they are about six cups of wine deep each, so he forgives him.
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And five other times, until Hans finally gets what he apparently wants.
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22 Feb 2026
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They split a chicken at the tavern. Grease and wine and Hans's fingers on Henry's wrist—deliberate, claiming. The walk to Pirkstein has never felt longer.
In Hans's chambers, they make a different kind of feast for each other. And discover that some hungers can't be sated with a single taste.
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21 Feb 2026
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Henry can’t get out of his head what he saw a few nights earlier at the Devil’s Den.
So he decides to take advantage of the silence of a ravaged Ruthard Palace to dwell on what happened.
And to do something just as inappropriate.Series
- Part 2 of Well Spent
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20 Feb 2026
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The blacksmith guild took immense interest in Master Henry's elusive wife. They sent a spy to find out more about this fabled woman. What started as a simple scheme to fool the guild spy turned into a full-blown roleplay that got a little bit too emotional.
Aka Hans came up with a scheme, committed to the bit, and entraped by the tale he wrote himself. Henry had to comfort him from the self-inflicted emotional wound.
Oh, and there is a lot of smut.
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18 Feb 2026
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The candlelight cast shifting shadows across Hans’ face. His eyes were intent again, but softer than before.
“Did I frighten you?” Hans asked quietly.
Henry considered the question.
“Yes,” he admitted. “But not in the way you think.”
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18 Feb 2026
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all sinners must go to hell by thelovelyshark
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
20 Feb 2025
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“Do… Do you think we're going to hell?”
“Hm?”, Hans turned his head, looking at Henry. Henry, the guy whose prick he had just sucked, who had moaned gutterly and whimpered highly and had come (maybe too quickly) in Hans' mouth.
“Hell?”, Hans asked, looking at Henry's round eyes and his slightly flushed cheeks.
“Yes”, Henry frowned slightly, “We’re sodomites after all. Sodomites get thrown into hell”, he inhaled, “It's a capital sin.”
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18 Feb 2026
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“Still your tongue—”
“Thoughts back on my tongue so soon, my lord? Tell me,”—Henry’s mouth twists into a smile, acrid and full of bite in a way that makes Hans’ blood pool at the base of him, half tempered from just a look. He leans in, breath so hot against Hans’ ear it makes him shiver—“how many heirs will you waste down my throat before you’ll admit to yourself you like putting them there?”
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17 Feb 2026
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“Would you hang me for that too?”
Hans hummed, vibrating his throat.
“Which part?” He asked, as though really contemplating it. “Wanting to, or doing?” Henry was taken aback, seemed to spare a thought in the moment, then spoke.
“Wanting,” he whispered. Hans felt his gut coil.
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17 Feb 2026
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“Are you yanking my noble pizzle? I am a Lord, I do not share.”
Hans’s voice rang out louder than he had meant to, disbelief and outrage seeping through. The man before him regarded him with tired eyes. Clearly, he had known this was coming and did not have the energy or patience to deal with it. Zizka leaned back in his chair before answering.
“We’re all nobles here, Sir Hans. It doesn’t change the reality that we are besieged and there are more of us trapped in here than there are beds available. Even Pisek is sharing a bed and you’ll be no exception.”
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Or there was only one bed throughout the whole schudol siege because I love cliché tropes and had a vivid dream and now here we are.Bookmarked by IAmWatching
16 Feb 2026