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Cinema AU. John is a classic cinema lover and Sherlock is the projectionist at the local cinema. Together they will create a relationship that will transcend their love for movies. But what could possibly happen when the controversial director, Jim Moriarty, gets in the big picture.
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“Fine,” he said. “We’ll have a contest.”
Henry blinked. “A contest.”
“Yes.”
“That’s your solution to everything.”
“And it works.”
Henry shook his head, but he was already laughing. “What would we even be measuring? Applause?”
Hans leaned back, crossing his arms with mock dignity. “Performance. Skill. Satisfaction.”
“You plan to ask for written testimonials?”
“If necessary.”
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14 Mar 2026
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He wishes he didn’t know. Oh, fucking hell, how he wishes he didn’t know.
His life would be so much easier, so much more straight forward and less goddamn distracting if he didn’t know.
But no. Oh, no, he just had to ask the bloody smart-mouthed, rat-arsed peasant, to join him in the fucking baths.
And now Hans is being fucking haunted.
- In which Hans makes an unexpected discovery about Henry, and it throws him for a loop.-
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11 Mar 2026
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The Great Pizzle Measuring Test by IPegYourBardon
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
04 Mar 2026
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Hans turned, folding his arms. Even hungover, he managed to look imperious. “A comprehensive evaluation must include endurance, agility, and strategic thinking.”
“This is not a battlefield.”
“It is a matter of honour.”
“It was a tavern joke.”
“It was a declaration.”
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11 Mar 2026
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Hans Capon has a problem.
He cant quieten his brain enough to climax.
He makes it Henry's problem
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09 Mar 2026
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The great pizzle yanking tournament by MarlinGot
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
28 Dec 2025
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Henry accidentally catches Hans masturbating. Hans declares he'll get his revenge by catching Henry at it next. It takes a while for Henry to realise Hans is serious, and that it's maybe - not exactly - about revenge either.
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09 Mar 2026