IHaveNoIdeaWhatToCallMyself
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After an unexpected tumble through time, Harry, Hermione, Ron, Teddy, and Draco are all left scrambling and trying to figure out how to keep their happy futures when they're stuck in the middle of their dark pasts.
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- Part 1 of Time Travel Universe
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Bookmarked by IHaveNoIdeaWhatToCallMyself
13 Jan 2026
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Bookmarked by IHaveNoIdeaWhatToCallMyself
07 Jan 2026
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A delightful romp of a fic that answers the question: What would have happened if Filius Flitwick took Harry his letter, instead of Hagrid?
Answer: Lots!It's complete, funny, and while it is a rewrite, it is not a straight copy of the books, as i cannot bear those.
Harry is clever and properly prepared for Hogwarts but not quite overpowered, Dumbledore is countered from day one, the House of Black is ascendant, Draco Malfoy is very stressed out, and it's an all-round good time!
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- Part 1 of Interfilius Verse
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Bookmarked by IHaveNoIdeaWhatToCallMyself
06 Jan 2026
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Hotch agreed to not fight Strauss when she added an eighth agent to the team. He did not agree to like said agent. For SSA Victoria "Tor" Beauregard, having everyone like her is the key to her survival. If they like her, they won't look closely enough to see the shadow looming over her past. So, whatever it takes to get her grumpy boss to like her, she will do it. Even if it means staying late every night to help him with his paperwork.
The story is completed at 65 chapters with 1 bonus chapter.
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Bookmarked by IHaveNoIdeaWhatToCallMyself
01 Jan 2026
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When Harry Potter's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry learns some terrible truths about himself.
Lily and James Potter did not die the night of Voldemort's attack, but instead left others to take the fall while they fled with their infant son.
Now Harry has to adjust to having a whole new identity while the real Harry Potter is expected to compete in the TriWizard Tournament.
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- Part 8 of Subverting Tropes
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Bookmarked by IHaveNoIdeaWhatToCallMyself
21 Dec 2025