20 Works by I_Amazon

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    Lexa is just running an errand when a stranger with sharp eyes and questionable judgment asks her for a ride. A good date, bad timing, and a very specific kind of leather later, Clarke wonders what she got herself into. Humor, misunderstandings and eventual fluff ensues.

    A modern AU about surfaces, symbols, and what happens when confidence outruns understanding.

    Language:
    English
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    1,682
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    245
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    Runway starts sprouting tasteful holiday décor everywhere except Miranda’s office. Andy decides to do something about it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,196
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    321
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2,031
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    My take on how Miranda and Andy might become friends and then more. The story starts slowly, adding context to the movie scenes and eventually takes a spin of its own. Story told from Andy's and Miranda's alternating perspectives. Polyamorous relationships!

    Language:
    English
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    51,938
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    86
    Kudos:
    171
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    5,148
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    Wednesday and Enid are in an established relationship as per the first story in this series. The plot if this story makes sense without reading the previous one but the dynamic of their relationship won't. I suggest reading A Fortunate Oversight first.

    Wednesday agrees to visit Enid in San Francisco before she learns that she has a stalker. The stalker is an appealing intellectual challenge. Learning to navigate the dangerous bog people call emotions is a daunting task. Wednesday vows to succeed with both.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    57,911
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    268
    Kudos:
    694
    Bookmarks:
    99
    Hits:
    22,254
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    Victorian AU - Lexa is the niece of the wealthiest bachelor in their quiet English town. Her suitor's cousin, Clarke, comes visiting for a month after she returned from the continent. They meet and they start gravitating towards each other although neither of them can put a label to their feelings. Very slow burn. Like, Victorian era slow.

    There are going to be other pairings and other characters introduced later on.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    94,149
    Chapters:
    30/?
    Comments:
    765
    Kudos:
    676
    Bookmarks:
    71
    Hits:
    20,068
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    DRABBLE - Missionary Clarke stranded on an island encounters tribal Lexa. Set around the 15th century and is choke full of period typical racial vocabulary AND there's a big helping of anti-colonialist/anti-religion themes. Since this is basically sex with a theme - the ideas, thoughts, criticisms are not expanded on, only hinted at. Any serious reflection on the themes would appear in the plot if I ever got to actually write it. As such, the story has the potential to trigger people. You've been warned, please consider if the story is appropriate for you.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,654
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1,796
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    Enid makes a mistake. So does Wednesday. They're both fortunate ones. Sexy fun ensues. My take on Wenclair.

    Note: As a writer over 30 I am disturbed by the idea of writing explicit stories about teenagers so for the purpose of my stories, the characters are the actresses' age. Lets just say that Nevermore Academy is unique in this way too, people can attend at whatever age (like some of the vampires who have been there for decades).

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,607
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    219
    Kudos:
    2,393
    Bookmarks:
    248
    Hits:
    58,226
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    Clexa meets Katy Perry - E.T. - a music video I edited when I first got into Clexa

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    68
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    329
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    Original Sin AU, Lexa's perspective.

    Lexa, a rich and respected coffee merchant in Cuba has grown tired of heart-break and her own loneliness. Disillusioned with love, Lexa publishes an advertisement in an American newspaper, hoping to find herself a wife. She soon finds, however, that she got much more than she bargained for. Her waltz into darkness is inevitable.

    If you've seen the movie, the story will not present many surprising turns. If you have not, I would recommend only watching it after reading the story if you want to keep the mystery intact :)

    --

    It's happening. I am back with a story. Nope, the 1/7 is not a trick of your eyes. I've learned from my past mistakes and refrained from publishing anything until the story was more or less written. I'll be publishing the chapters as I edit them.

    NOTE for the Victorian AU readers: I have not abandoned that story either, but I was not in a fluffy enough mood to continue and it's too close to my heart to ruin it by changing the tone mid-story. I will definitely be updating the Vic fic when inspiration finally strikes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,682
    Chapters:
    2/7
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1,088
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    This story is set in the world of my Victorian AU: A Very Victorian Story of Two Girls In Love (https://www.ao3.icu/works/29009997/chapters/71200266)

    It's a stand alone piece and as such can be read separately but it makes for a much more interesting read if you've read the main story first to get an idea of their dynamics.

    In this little almost fluffy one shot Clarke and Lexa find themselves snowed in and need to make other plans and...things happen. Bad things first. then good things.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    4,329
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    835
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    It's monster madness! Everyone is more than human. Fury Clarke has decided to become a vampire to spend the rest of her days with Lexa. Lexa is a vegan vampire.

    “I’m sure it would be a tragedy if she stole the show from you being ritually murdered in front of a crowd.” Abby said dryly, her eyes flashing with a rather unpleasant emotion.

    “Kissed into the afterlife. Mother. You promised.” Clarke said in a pained voice.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    377
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    2,815
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    As Lexa readies herself to begin anew with Costia no longer by her side, the next step in her journey is donating some personal items she has been clinging to for far too long. One particular item, a book Lexa had gifted to Costia, brings her into a quaint little bookstore café. Lexa is intent on letting go of something old - but instead finds herself faced with something new and something blue.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,848
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    79
    Kudos:
    261
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    3,973
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    Clarke grew up in the house she currently lives in. The house on the neighbouring property has been abandoned for some 20 years. She's always been intrigued by it. One day she finds out that it has a new owner when one Lexa arrives with her plans of renovating it. Clarke is even more intrigued.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,405
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    138
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1,425
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    Clarke is a very nosy neighbour. She cannot resist a good gossip... among other things.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,405
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    159
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2,629
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    Lexa shares an item on her bucket list with Clarke...Clarke decides she likes it enough to help.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,139
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    259
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2,599
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    This is nothing more than shameless smut almost devoid of all plot elements. Graphic, filthy pornography because I just felt like writing it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,263
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    81
    Kudos:
    596
    Bookmarks:
    87
    Hits:
    45,048
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    WARNING: I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH. THIS IS ANGSTY!

    The story was inspired by a song from an Irish pub rock band "Ghost from the Barrow"
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7DN2ivRMKk

    Listen to the song, it will tell you more or less what is going to happen although I am expanding on the story. There is some fluff in the first few chapters, I'll mark it in the Chapter notes when the angst begins. First 2-3 chapters are going to be "safe" Also, there might be SOME relief at the end.

    I'll be up front though: BOTH Lexa and Clarke die mid-story. DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT. Also please don't hate me too much - reviews would be appreciated even if it's mostly crying and bitching over the unfairness of life. Just be kind to me and remember the fluff I'm writing in other stories :))))

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,261
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    695
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    3x7 FIX IT STORY. Tru Calling style. For those who are not familiar with Tru Calling: Tru works in a morgue where dead people are in the habit of asking her for help. And when that happens she starts her day again and gets a chance to save them.

    FAIR WARNING: Lexa needs to die in order to ask Clarke for help. Make sure you have tissue paper with you. But I promise a happy ending.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,333
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1,310
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    Another meme inspired ficlet. This one is just a silly little fluffy piece.

    Lexa: Did it hurt when you fell from the sky, Clarke?

    Clarke: Well, yeah. A little. It was a pretty rough landing...

    Lexa: She didn't get it. Did i say it wrong? I said it wrong. I am awful at this...

    Clarke: What a bizarre question. Why did she ask me...WAIT.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    967
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    152
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1,606
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    This story was inspired by a meme:

    *Oh my Becca she is hot*
    *I'll get Indra to burn her tent so she'll have to come in mine to sleep*
    *that's a good plan. Damn I'm good.*
    *There's no way i am not getting laid tonight*
    "And that is why we need to attack at dawn.”
    "I'll let Lexa explain the strategic part that we discussed earlier.”
    fuck. I am so fucked right now' *gonna lose my job*

     

    Nuff said.

    Rating is mature for chapter 1,flagged explicit for Chapter 2 that I hope you'll want :)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,438
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    174
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    3,212

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