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    Alien species are not as well educated on humans as some might think. Despite being more advanced in many ways then humans on earth, other worldly species made an agreement to not reveal their existence until they had the technological advances and reached out to them first.

    Or Alien sbi learn new things about human techno

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    Wilbur shifts in place. “If it helps, I hired all of you because you looked like lucky animals.”

     

    Phil blinks, long and slow. It’s his version of a blank, disappointed stare. Techno’s the one who slowly blinks as a smile — like a cat. “Wil, I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again,” he gently warns. “You’re going to get yourself killed with this shit, only the tides themselves know how you’ve managed not to die yet — quite frankly, you’re beloved by the currents.”

     

    Tommy is confused before remembering that phrase basically means ‘you’re lucky as fuck but you won’t stay that lucky forever.’ “Not to agree with glowy-gills,” he ignores Phil’s indignant warbling to glare at Wilbur. “But you are a dumbass for that. Techno and Phil have real jobs but I’m literally a good luck charm.”

     

    “You’re also a mascot!” Wilbur cheers.

     

    Tommy waits for someone to protest.

     

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    He blinks, a horrible realization on the horizon. “I’m not a mascot,” he says. “I’m a freeloading good luck charm.”

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    After inviting Tubbo on board Pandora’s Vault, Sam is expecting a shenanigan or two. Maybe a few deadly scenarios. But not for his crew to become infatuated with a Bop It that somehow made it 5 thousand lightyears away from Earth.

    aka Tubbo is a Bop It god and amazes his new alien crewmates with his skills.

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    “Big men don’t get cooked,” Tommy countered, rubbing his side with a slight wince. “I’ll simply sweat it out.”

    Pulling a face as he looked up at Tommy—Wilbur’s attention had successfully been grabbed. “Sweat? What the fuck is sweat?

    “Oh god, you don't sweat? It’s like, uh- When I get too hot, I like… give off water? And it helps to reg-u-late my body temperature,” Tommy explained (rather well, in his humble opinion).

    “You’re a freak, is what you’re saying here.”

    or, humans are space orcs au!

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