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    The 118 finally learn why Buck is the way he is. Their theory of a cult or a conversion camp was way off. Somehow, though, the reality of being a demi-god isn’t much better.

    Buck thought they’d be happier to learn he wasn’t part of a cult.

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    (i.e. The 118 all struggle with the revelation in different ways. Bobby crashes out learning the Gods exist, Athena’s still wanting justice for Buck’s dead childhood and if Eddie was worried about Anna being a nun, he has no idea how to cope with the literal son of a deity.)

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    Part of a series Hearth and Home, Buck is a demi-god, blessed by Hestia.

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    It's the 2nd year of Hogwarts the day after Halloween, Neville asks Harry a question and that question opens a whole new part of Harry's life that he never knew he had.

    Or. Neville teaches Harry the pureblood traditions, while Draco shows Harry the ways of pureblood relationships. In the end Neville and Harry are practically brother-in-laws, while Harry and Draco are married for 2-ish years.

    (CURRENTLY ON HIATUS, TRYING TO PLAN OUT HOW TIMELINE EVERYTHING AND MAKE FILLERS(SO THERE'S NO GAPS AND MISSING PLOTS))

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    Betrayed by those he thought he could trust, Harry lies dying in an alley with hatred in his heart. With his last breath, he vows to do things right this time around.

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    When seven-year-old Harry Potter speaks to a serpent in the London Zoo, he doesn’t just unlock a door; he draws the attention of someone watching. Morticia Addams, matriarch of the famously macabre Addams Family, recognizes the signs of suppressed magic and wounded potential. Upon discovering the boy’s name and the cruelty he’s endured, she makes a decision with all the grace and finality of a guillotine.
    Harry Potter is coming home with them.
    Raised among poison gardens, swordplay at breakfast, and cousins who play with guillotines instead of toys, Harry finds something in the Addams manor he never knew existed: a family that not only accepts the dark, strange parts of him, but celebrates them. Under the watchful eyes of Morticia and Gomez, alongside Wednesday, Pugsley, Thing, and the rest of the delightfully eerie household, Harry grows into something the wizarding world never expected.
    Confident. Unafraid. Powerful.
    So when Hogwarts finally comes calling, they are not prepared for this Harry Potter, and he is no longer alone...

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    ‘Hi. My name’s Harry Potter and I just found out that I’m your distant nephew or cousin, depending on how you look at it. My name was entered in a dangerous competition without my knowing and now everyone expects and is forcing me to compete against my will. The official rules require a blood relative to formally withdraw me but my parents died when I was a baby and my other relatives would gladly see me die. I would really appreciate it if you could help. Thanks.’

    Wherein there’s a loophole in the ancient rules of the Goblet of Fire. A DNA test reveals two relatives – other than the Dursleys – who are Harry’s last hope.

    Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne.

    Just how was Harry going to convince one of them to help him get out of his mess? And can Hermione and Ron please stop trying to get him be adopted by either of the men?

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    Updates depend on author's muse and sanity.

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    24 Feb 2025