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Movements, Contrived and Improvised by HeyJude19 for MrsButlertron
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Dec 2021
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Draco and his mother had behaved like upstanding citizens for years, donated thousands of Galleons, yet apparently it only took a bit of romantic fluff with Granger and he could consider himself fully redeemed.
A bar so low he’d barely need to raise his feet to clear it.
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19 Nov 2024
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Draco Malfoy is in his 30s and lives a peaceful life. He does part-time work for the ministry. Longbottom gave him a plant to take care of. His ruts are an inconvenience, but manageable. Life is simple until Hermione Granger’s sudden arrival at the ministry. A mystery concerning alpha and omega scents needs Draco’s alpha nose, and he’s forced into a deeper involvement than he bargained for, but at least he’s not the one who needs saving... right?
“My pheromones are triggering an adrenal rush,” Granger spoke suddenly, putting words to what he was feeling. “A testosterone spike enables you to fight off rivals for my egg. You’ll feel short-tempered and on edge.”
“Granger, this is hardly helping!” Draco snarled, his hand clawing uselessly into the stone wall before covering his face.
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18 Nov 2024
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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16 Nov 2024
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The Idiots Guide to Traveling Time by Biirdiee_Rose
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Sep 2023
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“Alright, you win. Cast the containment charm so we can put it under the glass.” Draco says, quickly relenting from his previous petty argument, no longer feeling playful in the slightest.
Granger just stands blinking, quiet in a way she never is that starts to set off alarm bells in his head.“Granger?” He asks.
“Malfoy…we’re not in the department anymore.”
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Curse-breakers Draco and Hermione accidently set off their time-turner assignment and get hurdled into the not so distant future. Imagine their surprise to find that they're married with children. It's only twenty four hours...surely nothing too crazy will happen. Right?
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22 Jul 2024
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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22 Jul 2024