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When I reincarnated in the world of Naruto, I was lucky enough to live in Konoha but not lucky enough to get all the superpowers you could hope for. I failed my jounin-sensei test and ended up in the Genin Corps.
Bye-bye jounin rank! However, considering it also meant avoiding the battlefield, that was fine with me. Now I just had to get a position allowing me to change History...Series
- Part 1 of Kamizuki Maiko
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27 Feb 2026
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Hatake Kakashi doesn't want a genin team. ANBU Hound can protect the village well enough, and he didn't have to deal with things like emotions.
Kakashi already had plenty of things keep his mind off his numerous failures. Like S- rank missions, or A-rank missions, or occasionally socializing with an algorithmically selected friend group whenever the Psych department started to question his fitness for the field, or even a B-rank mission when he wanted to relax.
Things are fine - could a depressed person spend 70% of their time reading jutsu theory and refining their abilities, trying to fill their never-ending loneliness with studying and rationality?
(Yes.)
Hiruzen gives him a team anyway. Fuck.Or
How I’d write Naruto given that the Elemental Nations are all authoritarian military dictatorships, trauma is real, and Kakashi’s only coping skill is being better than everybody else. Ft. A Frankly Excessive Amount of Worldbuilding.
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26 Feb 2026
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A simple conversation overheard between Kakashi and Genma changes the way Sakura thinks of her former sensei. New possibilities unfold. As luck would have it, the next mission is for Kakashi and Sakura only.
On this mission, they have an unexpected guest - and he and Kakashi have a history.
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- Part 1 of Fics Random ANBU Would Die For
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21 Feb 2026
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The world of Shinobi is a harsh one. A survivalist world. It is a place one easily can be eaten up alive, claimed by vile darkness never to be seen again.
But only in this darkness can certain types of power grow.Haruna Sakura is a classic tabula rasa, until she isn't.
Uchiha Sasuke is a scabbed wound, until he's festering.
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20 Feb 2026
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Shinobi Enforcement Agency is the only bounty station (un)officially recognized by all of the Five Great Nations. It'd be the best place to bring in targets, if only there wasn't so much paperwork involved.
When they don't seem interested in taking out the new missing-nin in town, Kakashi wants to know why.
(Or, the one where both Kakashi and Iruka are missing-nin bounty hunters who go after the same target.)
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16 Feb 2026