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Luffy and Sanji are both captured on a strange island by the locals who are determined to use them as virgin sacrifices to their god. The simple solution is to just not be virgins anymore. Too bad Luffy’s never really thought too hard about having sex. Sanji has his work cut out for him.
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- Part 3 of Sexy Prompt Fics
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03 Mar 2026
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Sanji was getting pent up again, his fantasies now a forbidden zone, but his hand not enough without them. The rest of the crew was noticing too, commenting about the ever-growing pile of cigarette buts in his ashtray. He had to find a solution before he started humping the nearest surface. If his hand wasn’t enough on its own, he had to find another way, a more pleasurable way.
Sanji was horny, but just rubbing one out wasn't working for him. Desperate for release, an old memory got him taking advantage of his flexibility to try something new.
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28 Feb 2026
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Just your average PWP sex pollen ZoSan oneshot where nothing much else happens. Don't look at the word count don't worry about it
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“Zoro,” Sanji called out, his voice dry and croaking. Zoro had been standing some ways off on the beach with arms folded, and had started half-jogging once Usopp started yelling, likely assuming it to be his usual exaggeration, but after hearing Sanji’s voice he was bounding across the beach, kicking sand behind him in great bursts. ... Sanji’s head lolled on his shoulders enough to catch the closest expression Zoro had ever made to fear. Ooh, he must really look like a wreck. This was the right choice.
Usopp and Brook were speaking over each other in hysterics and Zoro was reaching out to help shoulder some of Sanji’s dead weight - Sanji took a deep, shaky breath and summoned the last of his strength to drag his arm from around Brook’s shoulder and throw it around Zoro’s instead, collapsing against his chest. All four men fell silent.
“Zoro- please-” Sanji rasped, and he saw Zoro’s good eye widen, his lips barely parted- “I need you, Zoro.”
And he gripped both sides of his head to drag him into the sloppiest kiss of his life before promptly blacking out.- Language:
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28 Feb 2026
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“Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.” — Martin Luther
“And who are you seeking to visit with today? You’re lucky you came at this time—visitation was almost done for the day.”
Sanji laughed nervously and curled his hair around his finger. “S-Sir Crocodile, madame...”
“Sir Crocodile? Ma’am, we only allow immediate family to visit dangerous prisoners.”
Shit! What the hell was he supposed to do now?
When Sanji arrives at Impel Down in his Okama disguise to learn more about the Newkama for Ivankov, he’s unexpectedly hit with the fact that he can’t visit his informant unless he’s a family member.
Sanji’s careless lie only further digs his grave.
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It’s been so long since Crocodile last saw a beautiful woman, and he isn’t letting this one go so easily.
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- Part 9 of Hakvrei's Shrine of Many Fics ⛩️ 2023
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17 Feb 2026
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“You’re feisty; I like feisty. It’d be fun. I’d show you a good time. It might help you relax a little. And, you make the best damn lamb shanks I’ve ever put in my mouth, and I gotta pay you back for that somehow.”
Ringing silence. Sanji’s half-finished cig drops from his slack lips and rolls into the sea, another tragic casualty of familiarly insane logic. What, is it hereditary or something? “There are,” he tries weakly, when it’s clear that Ace is done and waiting for a response, “so many other ways to do that.”
Impishly, Ace tallies up another finger. “And you blush cute.”
“I’ll gut you.”
“But I taste bad.”
“I won’t know that until I try.”
Glee lights up Ace’s face. Sanji weighs the merits of going overboard to retrieve his cigarette.
Or: Ace fucks around. Sanji finds out.
Bookmarked by JackalHeadedMenace
10 Feb 2026