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The Potions Master and His Golden Boy by HazelEyes25
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jan 2026
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It's the beginning of second year and there's something off about Harry. His friends have noticed, his classmates have noticed, hell, even Severus Snape has noticed. Meanwhile, some new information has come to light that leads to Dumbledore asking something of his Potions Master, something Severus isn't quite sure he's qualified for. Nevertheless, Severus attempts to protect Harry from the threat of outside forces and maybe even face some demons that are a little closer to home.
A Snape mentors/adopts Harry story. AU from the end of Philosopher's.
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14 Feb 2026
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“Alright, team. Rally up. Stop jerking each other off,” Robert said, staring up at the ceiling.
Visi snorted. “I think the only circle jerk going on right now is between you and Herm, dude.”
“Zip up, boys!” Prism exclaimed, nearly hysterical with it, and Robert sat there with a spinning head as the group devolved into yet another fit of laughter, this one even more undignified than the first.
Anxiety clawed at the walls of Robert’s throat. Discomfort bloomed in his stomach. This was… bad. Terrible, even. Had the jokes always been this direct? Did everyone but Robert already know about this?
Or, Robert learns that Waterboy has obvious favoritism towards him, and because he's so distracted by the concept, Robert doesn't even realize that he's being courted.
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12 Feb 2026
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"The first time it happened, Harry was slumped on his desk running on four hours of sleep and a triple workload. He didn’t notice until he inhaled water. The entire room was already flooded by the time he’d lifted his head up from his ruined paperwork"
Every time Harry has a kip the room fills with water, Draco comes in to help, because of course
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11 Feb 2026
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Omega Herman goes around obliviously showering everyone with attention and the consequences that brings.
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08 Feb 2026
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Robert rubbed his temples. "Alright, polyamory. But how does that work, exactly?"
Malevola sighed, then leaned forward, resting her elbows on her knees. "Alright, dumbass. Basic breakdown. Communication. Honesty. Boundaries."
"But like. I don't get it. You just get to...date and fuck whoever?"
"You're thinking way too black and white, idiot."
Sonar sighed. "That'd be the dream though. Infinite puss."
Malevola ignored him. "It's a lot more complicated than monogamous relationships. It's all about needs, desires, insecurities."
"But people are different. What if it doesn't match up?"
"Then you talk it out. Figure out compromises. Decide if you can meet those needs—or if you aren't compatible."
Robert stared at his phone. His thumb brushed over the background; Visi holding Beef.
"So. Now that we've educated you, what are you gonna do?"
"...I don't know."
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Or, how the Z-Team became a kitchen table polycule.
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- Part 1 of Kitchen Table HR Violation
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08 Feb 2026