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    “One of you sleemos,” General Skywalker said slowly, wild eyes gleaming as he drew his lightsaber hilt from his waist, "Got my master pregnant. The mere thought of anyone of you touching my master—my lovely, compassionate, and chaste master—" Rex blinked at that because chaste was… debatable to anyone who had known General Kenobi longer than a nanosecond. “—makes me sick to my kriffing stomach! But this—this is beyond all reason!"

    Rex leaned toward Cody, swallowing hard. “…I’m starting to think this isn’t a sanctioned mission, certainly not by General Kenobi."

    Cody appeared pale now, his gold-flecked brown eyes wide and his gloved hands clenched tightly at his sides, as if bracing for a blow. “You don’t say.”

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    Or Obi-Wan Kenobi is pregnant, and the notoriously overprotective Anakin Skywalker goes on the hunt for the other parent, accidentally saving the galaxy in the process.

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    Severus is raped by James and Sirius when he unexpectedly goes into heat. Having fallen pregnant before marriage, unable to identify who the father he is, he is forced to drop out of Hogwarts before he can be expelled with his wand snapped for his disgraceful condition.

    As an unmarried omega school dropout whose pregnancy will soon start to show, no respectable place is going to hire him. There is only one path available to him.

    Prostitution.

    But Severus never imagined that the first customer to take an interest in him would be Lord Voldemort himself.

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    If you could go back, what would you change? I would have left. Obi-Wan has been in hiding for ten years on Tatooine when one meditation brings him into the past. Even if he can undo the mistakes of the past, he finds himself still on verge of shattering.

    Instead of fixing mistakes, he decides to go on the war path, to spite Dooku, to kark with Sidious, to put a pipe bomb in the extremism of the New Mandalorians and Death Watch, but most importantly, to save his men.

    His vode.

    Jango Fett can either step up or step aside, because just like Obi-Wan never stopped being a Jedi, he never stopped being one of the best military minds this galaxy has ever seen.

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    "Who we were yesterday, Anakin, is gone and cannot be retrieved. They are like the dead, and exist only in memory. Grieve those moments, but let them pass, don't let them stop you from living with the people around you in this moment, for when these moments pass, your grief will be all greater."

    "Be true to your heart, and no matter what happens, you will always be able to live with yourself. Listen to your fear, and you will never know rest."

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    Padmé isn't big on tea, but she knows who is. This somehow saves the Galaxy.

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    In the corridor beyond her quarters, other Jedi were emerging from their own doors, most of them wide-eyed with shock. A few merely looked blearily concerned, and Aayla heard snatches of questions as she darted past, queries as to whether everyone experienced the same distressing vision. But those who clutched at their chests or throats, their weak points- those Jedi bore a muted horror in their eyes, and Aayla didn’t doubt they’d just suffered their own betrayals from trusted men.

    (Force, her men. What happened to them?)

     

    I know that ooo-ooh, birds fly, in different directions
    Oo-ooh, I hope, to see you again

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