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When Penelope decides it’s time to conquer her fear of public speaking, Colin is desperate to help in ANY way.
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“Nice to see you too, Eloise,” he says. “Where’s Pen?”
“She’s here, but we can’t stay. I’m taking over the role of confidence booster. She doesn’t need any more of your bright ideas. She just needs–”
“Eloise!” Penelope attempts to silence her but it is no use.
“–a good fuck! Happy orgasm hormones before rehearsals and the performance. Now bugger off so I can set up her Tinder profile.”
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25 Feb 2026
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When you can’t take your bestie out to celebrate Galentine’s, what is a boy to do?
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“They wouldn’t let me book because I’m a man! Bloody stupid. I mean… so… just because Pen’s best friend is a man, she’s not allowed to go to the friends' event? That’s discrimination against Penelope!” Colin protests.
“She could just go with Eloise, her actual best friend,” Greg suggests but Colin shoots him a murderous look of betrayal. “Or… not,” he backtracks.
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24 Feb 2026
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Calendar Chaos by fullysplendid for Totes_Papilio
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
21 Dec 2025
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Every December Colin sends his friend Penelope a fun advent calendar – something silly toys or tasty treats. It’s their thing. A little tradition which started years ago.
Only this year when the calendar arrives Penelope’s heart stops. Her brain melts. Her whole world turned on its head.
This calendar didn’t contain toys or treats. This calendar didn’t contain anything at all, except written suggestions.
Sexy suggestions.
Because apparently her friend Colin had decided to send her a sexy advent calendar for horny couples.
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“I can’t believe after all these years this is how he tells you he’s down to fuck.” Gen laughs like a maniac. “I’m not sure if he’s smooth or psychotic?”
“Shut the fuck up, Gen! Shut the fuck up.”
She needs to concentrate.
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24 Feb 2026
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Something to Declare by fullysplendid
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
01 Feb 2026
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Colin’s fingers twitch. He shifts his weight from foot to foot. He’s been waiting for several minutes and he’s only getting more anxious. If only he could see her. He sighs dramatically.
“Your wife?” asks the customs officer.
Colin nods, eyes still searching for any glimpse of his friend, before realising that that isn’t correct. “I mean… no…” he mutters quietly.
We’re in Fiji, he reminds himself. They’re a very friendly people. She’ll be fine.
He still cannot see Penelope but he has a clear view of the customs officer, wearing plastic gloves and raised eyebrows, as he reaches into Penelope’s suitcase and pulls out the biggest dildo Colin has ever seen.
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24 Feb 2026
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While celebrating Eloise's 'not-a-wedding', a drunk Penelope needs to know where she stands with Colin before she can decide to move on. Colin is a bit slow on the uptake.
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24 Feb 2026