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I Want Everything, a Yennefer-centric series of interlinked character studies. This is heavily character-centric, with some hints at plot. Yennefer of Vengerberg wants everything, but what does “everything” even mean? With typical chaotic verve, Yennefer kisses a lot of different people, lies around trying to do healing (on herself and others), attempts to teach a child magic and considers whether the dance Emhyr var Emreis is doing on the barrows of his enemies is a waltz.
Originally this was drabbles meant to help me remember how in the hell creative writing worked, but of course they all grew legs and would not stay 100 words long. This is the new summary, written after I’d actually finished the bastard thing, so if you’re thinking “hmmm those tags and name look familiar but the summary is different” that’ll be why! Enjoy :) -
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Very short, mostly unrelated one shots of various avengers characters having sex. There is no plot here, this is just little smut ficlets (smutlets?) that I wrote last weekend and decided to post here. Steve likes lipstick, Darcy likes Sif, Jane and Thor have a lot in common, and Pepper is hot.
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Reasons why HYDRA should not use FedEx by JoyisaBike
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
30 Jul 2016
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HYDRA loses the Winter Soldier in transit. Darcy Lewis gets an interesting package in the post. Jane just wants to do science. Alexander Pierce is having a Bad Day, and Steve Rogers is confused. Tony Stark turns up in there somewhere, but we probably shouldn't stroke his ego by mentioning that. Also includes milkshake and light angst.
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After Lucius Malfoy's failure at the Ministry of Magic, Voldemort has decided that Draco Malfoy will become a Death Eater in his place. Narcissa intends not only to prevent that from happening, but to give Draco as much time as possible to escape...
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Years before the war, Narcissa Malfoy had an affair with Lily Evans. How does she react when her lover dies? This is a short character study which diverts from canon. Also, please excuse the bad title.
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“Pretend we don't know each other?” Shane repeats, a little confused in all honesty. Wasn't therapy about talking?
“Yes. You are meeting for the first time in this room. Introduce yourselves.”
Shane shifts in his seat, slowly turning to Ilya. It's not all that different from the first time they'd actually met; the awkward vibes radiating off Shane are almost identical. They're just missing a snowy forecast and a cigarette.
He decides to go a step further, standing up. It feels the right thing to do under the circumstances. Who meets for the first time sitting down? He takes a step forward, holding his hand out to Ilya. Or not Ilya. This random man he’s about to meet, who happens to look a lot like Ilya. Ilya takes the cue, standing from his own chair with a shake of his head. He takes Shane’s hand, shaking firmly.
“I’m Shane, uh, Shane Hollander.”
Ilya nods. “Ilya Rozanov.”
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You Said, We Said by OtherWaysHome
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Feb 2026
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@HarveySmth76:
So, Dallas Kent's teammate just tweeted this:Rozanov isn’t any better, though. Like we all know it. Dude's banged like a thousand women. Bet if even just a few of them talked, you'd all be shutting up about Kent pretty quick.
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Dallas Kent’s teammate makes a bigoted assumption. A very loud, very incorrect assumption. Twitter eats him alive.
Because, yes, Rozanov has slept with a lot of women and they have a lot to say. About consent and check-ins and that accent.
#OkIWillTalk is trending, as is #SexGodOfTwitter. Toronto Survivor's Legal Fund is finally gaining some traction. And Ilya is definitely going to punch Kent. Again.
Told through twitter snapshots and extracts from the Ottawa Centaurs Group Chat.
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this is how i want to love you, cover to cover by allforyoumylove
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
11 Jan 2026
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“Don’t–” Ilya starts, already reaching, already cupping Shane’s face between both hands, thumbs warm and tender against his cheekbones like they’ve always belonged there.
Shane’s eyes are big and gorgeous and genuinely curious. “Don’t what?”
Don’t make me look like a lovesick idiot. Don’t make my heart trip over itself for a way out of my chest and into yours. Don’t say it like that—so fucking sincere—like you don’t know how devastating it is for me.
“Don’t butcher my language,” he says instead and kisses Shane’s smile hard, like reflex, like gravity, like there was never going to be another option.
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Shane sets out to learn Russian. Ilya discovers he's incapable of keeping his composure.
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Lovers, or, English is a damn funny language by Basingstoke
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 Feb 2026
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Ilya asked Shane’s father while Shane and his mother were talking outside: “Is boyfriends correct? Lovers is incorrect, but I am not sure what is correct.”
“Well,” Mr. Hollander said. “‘Lovers’ is usually used for, hm, a mistress or an affair. Something kind of sordid. Though--you would say Romeo and Juliet is a play about two lovers,” he said. He paused his knife on the chopping board. “Somehow that’s right and using it for real people isn’t right. English is a damn funny language, Ilya."
“Yes,” Ilya said from the bottom of his heart.
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@rozanov81 Livetweets the 2026 Milano-Cortina Winter Olympics by violetstarss
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Feb 2026
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olympic wag now @rozanov81
-can i just say now that i have canadian citizenship and not being watched over like an eagle that i knew all those motherfuckers were being given steroids. i know i was the most jacked and beautiful but is all natural. anti-doping can verify-Harris @hdrovercens
-- Ilya you're going to get in trouble and I'm NOT helping you out with this one--olympic wag now @rozanov81
--- harris bring your dog and bottle of wine to my house and we can watch together yes?-
or, ilya rozanov can't compete at the milano-cortina olympics to represent canada, because changing the country you represent there is hard enough, let alone when the country you used to play for has been banned since sochi. he livetweets instead, and finds all of the olympic drama very entertaining. harris and shane really want him to stop.