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The Original Occupants by Aabcehmu, Grimmalkin, JumpingJackFlash, littlepinkbeast, Melukilan, OtherCat

Fandoms: Original Work
03 Jan 2026
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
Summary

Everyone has the house dream, right? The one where you're in a house that's familiar but not, with rooms that open onto each other with no real sense or reason. Sometimes something is chasing you. Sometimes there's rooms you're excited to have finally added to 'your' house.
This is that house. It lets people in, when their stories might otherwise have ended miserably, and it sends their stories off in another direction.
Adults can't see it, of course. Even adults who can do magic don't grok *magic.*

Series
- Part 1 of The House
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English

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4,034

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2/?

Comments:

1

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5

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72
Moving Mountains (For Fun & Profit) by JumpingJackFlash, Melukilan

Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Naruto (Anime & Manga), 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Dec 2025
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The teenage Uzumaki brothers found a still-functional travel seal in the ruins of Uzushio. Katsuo packed for a long term mission and set off into the world on the other side to learn... well, everything! Shinobi are so OP here, he quickly earned himself the title Earthquake General for using doton jutsu to do a little civil engineering. A couple of the local clans tried to make him an offer he couldn't refuse, but they weren't ready for a ninja, so it's fine. It's fine! He'll be heading home soon, and he didn't even make any friends he'll mind leaving behind.

Yep. He jinxed himself.

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This is an RP between jumpingjackflash and melukilan.

If you like reading people's RP logs, you might like it, we're very interesting and clever people.

If you want plot, or continuity, or pacing, or for the writers to not go "fuck it, beach episode!" at random, happy trails, this ain't your jam.

Series
- Part 2 of Cannot be completed (works in the Katsuo-Naruto canon)
Language:

English

Words:

211,322

Chapters:

74/74

Comments:

156

Kudos:

90

Bookmarks:

48

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3,754
Naruto And Katsuo Are Friends by JumpingJackFlash, Melukilan

Fandoms: Naruto
08 Dec 2025
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One of the other boys at the orphanage remembers just enough of a past life to see Naruto as a cute kid in need of looking after. Growing up with a brother figure watching his back, Naruto isn't a desperate, love-starved, illiterate weapon ready-made for authority to wield. Some people in Konoha aren't very happy about that...

Others, though... well, it might just save their lives.

Series
- Part 1 of Cannot be completed (works in the Katsuo-Naruto canon)
Language:

English

Words:

26,235

Chapters:

10/10

Comments:

544

Kudos:

3,874

Bookmarks:

1,528

Hits:

47,788
I Take A Hammer And FIX The Canon by JumpingJackFlash, Melukilan

Fandoms: Naruto
04 Aug 2025
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It wasn't Agent 8 who broke it this time!

Series
- Part 2 of The Jumper Project
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English

Words:

9,411

Chapters:

5/?

Comments:

144

Kudos:

152

Bookmarks:

37

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1,821
No Other Necromancer by JumpingJackFlash, Melukilan

Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Naruto (Anime & Manga)
04 Aug 2025
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Alternate titles: Hell of Screaming Horses, In Our Defense We Were Left Unsupervised

RP log between melukilan and jumpingjackflash, involving jack's character Casimir Kivi (from Things To Do In The Elemental Nations When You're Dead) and the cast and world of MDZS/The Untamed. JGS eventually gets tossed into a volcano by a polar bear, that probably gives you an idea of the plot/crack ratio.

Series
- Part 5 of Stalemate Adjacent
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English

Words:

28,136

Chapters:

15/33

Comments:

60

Kudos:

67

Bookmarks:

17

Hits:

908

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Your Friendly Neighborhood Incubus by Prudabaga

Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Aug 2024
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It took Shen Yuan a full week to realize he'd transmigrated into PIDW.

In his defense, he'd woken up to a sky filled with blood rain, raging walls of hellfire, and a shadowy thing trying to take a bite out of his leg. He'd had to hit the ground running (literally, because that shadow thing had been hungry and fast) and hadn't had much time to take in his surroundings.

Luckily he was fast in this life. His strange new set of goat-like legs seemed to help with that.

In which Shen Yuan transmigrates as an incubus, and everyone realizes it but him.

Language:

English

Words:

22,353

Chapters:

4/4

Comments:

827

Kudos:

7,035

Bookmarks:

1,882

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49,874
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29 Oct 2024
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Oversharing is Caring by Prudabaga

Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Mar 2024
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"And that," Shen Qingqiu said, his voice steady as he concluded his argument, "is why Liu Qingge is only the third prettiest person on Cang Qiong, after Luo Binghe and presumably Liu Mingyuan, but before Yue Qingyuan. Sorry, Zhangmen-shixiong."
"That's alright," Yue Qingyuan said in a strangled voice.
"It comes down to his ass."
"Yes, you've already said as much, shidi. Several times." Yue Qingyuan looked like he wanted to die a little bit, which was unfair. He wasn't the one who'd been dosed with a wife-plot potion designed to lower inhibitions while also compelling the truth! If anyone here should be embarrassed, it was Shen Qingqiu!
He didn't feel embarrassed, though. That was probably due to the potion, now that he thought about it.

Language:

English

Words:

3,813

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

581

Kudos:

9,899

Bookmarks:

2,329

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49,815
Bookmarked by JumpingJackFlash

29 Oct 2024
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The Heart Sutra by CenozoicSynapsid for Umbralpilot

Fandoms: Kim - Rudyard Kipling, Plain Tales From the Hills - Rudyard Kipling
24 Dec 2015
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Oh, he was a man, if you needed one! He could talk like anyone, and look like anyone, and climb like a langur, and shoot like a Pathan. And so I thought— Here is Miss Dawson on a fool’s errand, and here is Mr. O’Hara, who is no fool, but would be better off looking like one. And why not let one guide the other?
The Great Game at Dunhuang Monastery.

Language:

English

Words:

2,370

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

9

Kudos:

49

Bookmarks:

6

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389
Bookmarked by JumpingJackFlash

27 Oct 2024
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four poems by archy by CenozoicSynapsid for merellia

Fandoms: Archy and Mehitabel - Don Marquis
29 Nov 2021
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in fact i did recently
come across a poet s
soul in the body of a
silverfish he was picking
out the words of his latest
composition by biting them
out of a disused
encyclopedia

Language:

English

Words:

1,446

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

40

Kudos:

55

Bookmarks:

25

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246
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27 Oct 2024
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How to Find Out if You're in a Crossover by Araived

Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
09 Mar 2024
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Hitoshi doesn’t know what he was expecting from hero school. Training, quirk practice, a cause to fight for to fill the Konoha-shaped hole inside him. But friends? Definitely not. His plan to remain a loner goes up in flames when Todoroki Shouto sets his desk on fire. Things only get weirder from there. What is up with this kid and his completely inaccurate assumptions? And for the last time, Todoroki, he doesn’t read manga and he’s not a cosplayer!

Or, an SI’s life as Todoroki Shouto in a BNHA isekai is… not great, but survivable. Fleeing to a deserted beach in Hawaii takes time, after all, so at least up until then everything is predictable. That is, until one Shinsou Hitoshi shows up in Class 1-A with silver hair and a Sharingan.

Series
- Part 2 of The Isekai Life is Killing Me
- Part 2 of A Collection of SI/OCs
Language:

English

Words:

6,617

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

10

Comments:

154

Kudos:

1,981

Bookmarks:

392

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14,265
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23 Oct 2024