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    Shane Hollander met Ilya Rozanov when he was five years old. Everyone was surprised that Shane Hollander's closest friend was Ilya Rozanov, despite being his biggest competition on ice. Oh, and pretty much everyone thinks they're dating. Except they're really not.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Maybe he was naive, but Ilya always thought he had time. Time with Shane. Time to tell him what he truly meant to him.

    That, somehow, one way or another, Shane would always be there.

    But a text message late one night threatens to destroy the future that Ilya has spent the time carefully constructing in his mind.

    Maybe Shane wasn't always going to be there. That Shane would be cruelly snatched away from him before he had a chance to be honest.

    That he would be left behind. Alone.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    Shane wears Ilya’s jersey....and Ilya? Ilya short-circuits so hard he nearly forgets how to stand.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

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    12 Feb 2026

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    “Fuck you,” Shane bites back, but there’s a tug at his lips because this feels less scary. Familiar.

    Ilya nods. “Yes, maybe. We will see.”

    “Ilya—“

    “Name is okay now?”

    “Can you stop?” Shane demands, ripping his hand through his hair in frustration. “I said I was sorry—“

    “Stop what?” Ilya snaps back. “I try and you leave. I don’t, you give me sad eyes. What do you want?”

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    Or, after Shane walks out on him, Ilya decides Shane isn't great at making decisions anymore.

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    12 Feb 2026