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    Peter is dramatically opposed to Johnny’s mustache. It’s huge, it hides the dimples he misses, and it’s definitely not sexy. Johnny’s determined to prove him wrong. At the very least, they’re both in for a good time.

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    02 Aug 2025

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    "That sounds so fun!" Johnny clapped once, grinning like he just discovered a new superpower. "Can I do it? I wanna try. Who can I try it on? Conditioning people might just be my next hobby."

    Or, Johnny finds out about the Pavlovian theory and it somehow lands him a boyfriend. 

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    02 Aug 2025

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    Johnny has no idea what Reed, Ben, and Sue keep going on about. He doesn't have feelings for Spidey at all. He doesn't even know what the guy looks like. And he definitely would never date him.

    Or, what starts off as everyone wrongly thinking Johnny's dating Spidey eventually leads to Johnny actually dating Spidey but pretending he isn't because he doesn't want to give his family the satisfaction of knowing they were right.

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    “You really aren’t going to admit that you’re dating him, are you?” Sue says incredulously. She taps her finger against that very incriminating photo in the tabloid. “You’re kissing him, baby brother, right here.”

    “Kissing? Spidey? Me? I would never,” Johnny scoffs, right as he finishes making a date to meet Spidey later that night. “Not in a million years. I am way out of his league. I’m so far above him he can’t even see me.”

    Spidey’s going to see plenty of Johnny later tonight, but Sue doesn’t need to know anything about that.

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    29 Jul 2025

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    Johnny Storm found him on a Friday afternoon, wearing the kind of beseeching look that filled Peter with dread.

    “I need to ask you a favor,” he said.

    “No,” Peter said, swinging away.
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    Peter and Johnny get married, really-not-really.

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    29 Jul 2025

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    Spider-Man is a relatively new, controversial vigilante, and Johnny has a crush the size of the Empire Building. The Four - operating under the assumption that Spidey is an adult - do not approve.

     

    “I just happen to think Spider-Man's cool,” Johnny says, matter-of-factly. “A hero can think another hero is cool without making it weird. I admire his aloofness. And his badass-ness.”

    “His aloofness,” Ben repeats, chuckling into his mug of beer. It’s roughly the size of Johnny’s head. “Yeah, sure, I bet that’s all your admire, right?”

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    29 Jul 2025