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    “There,” he says, and it is maddening having her behind him, unable to see his face. His voice reveals so little. “You must try to wiggle out of the dress and the petticoat whilst I remove your stays.”

    “My - my stays?” she squeaks. “Surely there is no need - ”

    He lays a hand upon her shoulder, and it is so hot through the gauzy cotton of her chemise. She wonders if he is not feverish too. “They are soaked through, and it is not good to have the dampness so close to your lungs. Better to have them off.”

    She supposes she should argue, but she knows that it matters not if she is in her stays or her chemise or completely bare, at this point. If anyone ever found out about this, her reputation would be ruined either way.

     

    After begging Colin for a kiss, Penelope finds herself trapped with him during a snowstorm on the way to Aubrey Hall. THERE'S ONLY ONE BED PEOPLE

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    16 Feb 2026

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    Penelope hauls ass through Kensington, pushing past yummy mummies and tourists, yanking her phone out of her bag haphazardly as she fast-walks. Diving through a group of Italian tourists trying to take a photo outside of Harrods, Penelope opens up her period tracker app absently. Her vision fuzzes and focuses on the little red blobs hover over the dates.

    Huh. She's late. By five days. Which — she's not exactly dedicated to remembering to mark down her periods in this stupid app (Eloise told her not to use it anyway, says the company is probably selling her data onto advertisers so her personalised ads can sync up with her cycle). And her periods aren't particularly regular.

    She is so busy staring at the red blobs she almost walks into a posh old lady wearing a Chanel jacket coming out of Harrods. She apologises and hurries on, opening Whatsapp.

    Pen: period's late. what if I'm pregnant

    Edwina: haha. with whose sperm? you can't get pregnant from masturbating to pictures of pedro pascal

    Penelope swallows, a lump in her throat. Because — right. She never told Edwina about Colin, did she?

     

    OR: the one where Penelope gets an abortion

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    16 Feb 2026

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    "You — you bind other people?" Penelope blurts out, forgetting herself. Then her cheeks redden. "Sir," she adds, her heart pounding.

    Mr Bridgerton's brow creases and he looks down at his leg, at the rope wound about his large fingers.

    "Yes, Penelope. The feeling is like none other. I am able to… well." He clears his throat and his back straightens. He has never said so many words to her all at once, Penelope realises. "The rope allows one to forget one's troubles for a few moments."

    Penelope does not think before she says:

    "I am yours to command, sir."

    OR maid penelope suggests to her widowed master that he ties her up. for his mental health of course

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    15 Feb 2026

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    He rips her into his arms and throws them to the ground next to the closest building. The cobblestone scrapes her legs as they fall together. He embraces her tightly, brick wall hard against her back, arms trapped against his chest, head ducked down into hers. Despite the hard fall, she feels safe for the first time that day. Maybe ever.

    Just for a moment.

    There's a clattering noise nearby.

    “Colin-”

    A bright light flashes.

    A horrible crash pierces the sky.

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    A story of fear, loss, friendship, family, and love during the second World War.

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    12 Feb 2026

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    Charlie Kirk enters God's Kingdom and meets Jesus. What happens next will shock you (or not, because it's AO3).

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    11 Feb 2026