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    Shane Hollander is now an Ottawa Centaur. All he wants is one season to make his own place on the team before coming out to everyone. They have rules, what not to do at work, but Ilya and Shane keep breaking them.

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    22 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 41

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    Ilya has had many surprises in his life - including, but not limited to, experiences that are practically certain to happen in life, such as deaths, and successes, and love, now that he has dared to admit that love has happened, has grown in and around him like an unstoppable growth spurt in feelings.

    Alexei doesn’t tend to surprise him. (But it can happen.)

    OR: Ilya and Shane are outed on the day of Grigori Rozanov's funeral. Alexei quietly makes a choice he hasn't made before.

    Title inspired by "Champagne Problems" by Taylor Swift.

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    22 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 57

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    Shane isn’t stupid. He knows why they haven’t scored. Every so often he manages to get the puck into the offensive zone, but it’s rarely for any longer than a few seconds at a time—there’s never anyone there to pass to.

    OR: The FanMail video drops while Ilya is still playing for the Bears.

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    22 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 18

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    Set in an alternate universe where Shane and Ilya were only outed to the Montreal Metros but are not out to anyone else. Shane still moves to Ottawa (because fuck Montreal) and joins the Centaurs, but they don't tell anyone about their relationship... Until now!

    If you have read my fic Never Tell Me The Odds, this was a part of the original first draft for chapters 6 and 7 but I changed things as I felt the tone was a little too crack-filled to fit with the rest of that story. Other than the context above, you don't need to have read Never Tell Me The Odds to get this!

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    22 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 26

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    Playoff game 7 Centaurs vs Voyageurs
    Shane trips and Montreal loses the series
    Montreal reaction is book accurate, everything that happens afterwards is canon-divergent
    Sassy Shane puts people in their place and overshares

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    22 Feb 2026