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  1. Public Bookmark 41

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    Vincent gives Alastor a chance to bang his wife, Charlie, just to prove she’s a boring lay. Alastor intends to make the man eat his words.

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    13 Mar 2026

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    “You look like shit.”

    A red gaze sweeps Lucifer from head to hoof and back again, followed by a well-sculpted eyebrow rising pointedly.

    “Yes, yes,” Lucifer says from very much not the high ground. “Pot. Kettle. I’m aware. Why do you look like shit?”

    Red places his free hand on his chest, fingers spread in gentlemanly offense. “I’m merely winded from all the effort I put into saving the Pentagram from your folly.”

    Uh huh. No doubt Red’s a real hero. But first, a point of clarification. “My folly?”

    “When you walked straight into the most obvious ambush of all time and were used as the unwitting power source for a doomsday device that nearly killed us all.” Black-tipped ears perk forward. “Ring any bells?”

    Oh, fuck him. Also, no, not really. “Well, excuse me for underestimating what you sinners are capable of. None of you have ever managed to hurt me before in all the millennia you’ve tried. I’m not used to ambushes meaning anything.”

    “Hence, folly.” Red tilts his head to the side at an inhuman angle, canned laughter swelling in the background. “You’re so good at it!”

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    05 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 74

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    Emily has started her stay at the Hazbin Hotel in able to assess and assist in the redemption of sinners. Her first real introduction to Alastor has her wanting to help him with his own redemption. However, she soon finds herself developing a crush on the radio demon after many charming encounters, and that goal is no longer on the forefront of her mind.

    Can Emily handle this unrequited love, or will Alastor finally cave to an emotion he previously held loathing for?

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    23 Feb 2026

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    She had never planned for things to go this way.

    That was true for her family's deaths, for her first murder, and for becoming an Overlord.

    Falling into Hell leaves you with little in the way of options, and even less in the way of friends. Especially when power is the only thing that's keeping you alive. To love someone is to leave you vulnerable, and vulnerability in Hell is a death sentence. After surviving a relationship that should have killed her, she planned to remain alone.

    She'd never been very good at sticking to a plan.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    Music is often believed to soothe and enchant even the roughest hearts. This proved true for even the Radio Demon upon his return to the Pentagram after a 7-year absence. But all thoughts of domination and seizing power left his mind the moment he heard the heartbroken melody of the princess of Hell following Extermination Day. In their place, the desire to always keep her smiling and happy took over. But even for its heir, Hell was a ruthless place only the most vicious demons could thrive in. Lucky for her, Alastor fit that role like a glove. She wouldn't need to wait for a little bluebird anymore now that she had a red stag to help make her dreams come true.

    Pilot/Canon-AU: Alastor sees and hears Charlie before her interview, falls head over heels at first sight and spends a full year trying to understand his feelings and woo her. (Timeframe between pilot and canon will be a year instead of a week).

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    17 Feb 2026