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During some internet sleuthing, Robert accidentally comes across a porn page that catches his interest. An obsession ensues.
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23 Jan 2026
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“They put a normie in charge of a buncha of villains!?"
Why are they circling back on the villain topic? Whatever, Robert can roll with this.
“Oh yeah, so that means to get to know me, you either have to defeat my eight evil teammates,” Robert pauses, to make it seem like he is thinking, “or… you can buy–”
“I’ll do it!” ArrowRoot interrupts.
“– me a drink– what?” Robert freezes in his tracks.
ArrowRoot puffs his chest out like a peacock. Maybe a bull would be a better analogy for the guy. “Those assholes? I could totally take them on for you.”
What the fuck.
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Getting free drinks ends up more of a hassle than intended when a newbie hero seems to get it in his head that Robert is some ‘damsel-in-distress.’ Now Robert has to deal with some guy harassing his team, all while managing said team.
The Z-Team isn’t exactly making it easier either.
This is going to be a very long week.
(Or the one where some guy tries to defeat Robert’s seven- uh, eight evil
exsco-workers.)(NOT AN OC x CANON!)
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19 Jan 2026
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I'm Ugly, Disgusting, and Filthy for sure. by InsectorEddieble
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
08 Jan 2026
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A date? That was the first light bulb in his head to let him know something was going on. It wasn't until he approached Robert later in the day, almost sobbing, for everything to be explained. Having all three of them show sudden interest in him at once was overwhelming and sending his mind spiraling and-
Robert explained they had some weird competition going on, and Waterboy had been thrown into the mix. They had wanted to see which of the three he would have chosen, and who could convince him to sleep with them first. "Face it, kid; " Robert had offered, smiling that smile at him before gently patting his wet, dripping cheek. "We could tell you have a thing for each of us, you aren't that sneaky about it.
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Robert, Phenomaman, and Flambae have decided to make a bet to see who could get Waterboy to sleep with them first. Turns out Herman wasn't that against the idea of *rating* how good the sex is with each of them since he now knew of their plans.
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09 Jan 2026
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It was an accident.
That's what he tells his grandmother, every night as she is about to sleep. It's the only way he can get the tremor in her hands to subside. It's been getting worse, as of late. Doctor says the stress is worsening her symptoms.
"Orange doesn't look good on you, dear," she will whisper softly, a desperate prayer. Her fragile hands squeezing onto his own as he finishes tucking her in.
The creases on her sullen face deepen with the passing nights. Like every other one, lies upon lies will slip easily past Herman's lips.Name: Waterboy
Crimes: Stalking, Manslaughter, Public Endangerment, Unlawful Alteration of Structures, Criminal Damage to Property, Reckless Employment of an Unregistered Superhuman AbilitySeries
- Part 4 of courage, and all of its implications
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24 Dec 2025
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"S—s—So, your relationship with your father. Tell me more— let's talk more about that."
Robert lets out a sigh. It's the type of sigh that should come from a man far older than him. He'd put this imaginary man in maybe his late forties, his black hair peppered with strands of white and grey. Maybe this man is tired because he works a blue collar job and he's carrying the weight of his family on his back, or maybe he goes home every night to a dark and lonely apartment just like Robert does. Wherever this man is he's probably sighing just like he did a moment ago. He probably has the same aching muscles that Robert does, only his were likely earned from working at a tire shop or some other civilian shit like that.
And then there's Robert. Tied up, bloodied and beaten. All in his own home.
"What more is there to tell?" Robert laughs a little, letting his bruised cheek rest against the wet floor. "He wasn't really around enough to be terrible." He mumbles. "...And I know what you're about to say, no, I was not neglected. I had everything I wanted." A few feet away, Beef is napping peacefully. The traitor.
"I—I was actually about to call you a little bitch but sure, let's— let's go with that."
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24 Dec 2025