LemonMakesLimeade
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Paradise by the Dashboard Light by LemonMakesLimeade
Fandoms: Christian Bible, Christian Bible (New Testament), Christian Tradition Lore & Folklore
18 Feb 2025
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Another night, another shitty gas station parking lot.
Judas has been following Jesus for nearly a year on their "Great Gospel-Spreading Road Trip across America," and he wishes the world would just pause so he can confess his love to Jesus. By now, he knows Jesus' routines, His mannerisms, His favorite snacks, and yet, he doesn't really know the man at all, does he? They have their own dance, one they both know the steps to, to waltz around such things as truly knowing each other.
One night, when Judas decides to step out of the dance, he finds he is unprepared for the consequences: ones that are, in fact, of Biblical proportions.
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What if Jesus and Judas were twenty-somethings in modern times, trying to spread the good news to all of America? What if they gave into the inherent homoeroticism of road trips? What if you wanted some blasphemy, as a treat? -
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Muriel In Wonderland, OR, Slipping Through the Cracks of Reality (Like a Wet Floor Sign-less Wet Floor)
“It was a nice day, and there were three things wrong with that statement."
On an otherwise not-nice, not-was, not-day in Heaven, Muriel spots a black rabbit-shaped being bouncing through the pristine halls of the heavenly host. But Heaven doesn't have days, and it most certainly does not have rabbits. So what can she, with her boundless curiosity, do but chase it? Muriel soon finds that rabbit-holes can look a lot like elevators, and that falling down them leads to…. Well, Muriel has a feeling she is not in Heaven anymore.
Work created for the Good Omens Fairy Tale Bang 2024!
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Bow Ties and Burn Marks by Aloe_Vera13, contritecactite, LemonMakesLimeade, Minervas_Hand, QuothTheMaiden, SkiptomyyLu, sososomebody, zelda_hime
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
18 Sep 2024
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Aziraphale has returned from Heaven, and the why or the when or the how did not matter to Crowley, so much as the fact that Aziraphale was shoving him into the wall, just as Crowley had done years before.
"Nice? I suppose you would know plenty about being nice, wouldn't you?"
And this time, the sexual tension is more real and far more reciprocated than Crowley had imagined it could be.
A picture is worth a thousand words, which is why we have 12 of them. Yes, TWELVE!
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Between a Pyramid and a Hard Place by LemonMakesLimeade
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Aug 2024
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After the disaster that was St James Park, 1862, Crowley takes a drunken nap in a shipping crate, and wakes up in Egypt, 1905. Through a series of drunken mishaps, one including Howard Carter, Crowley finds himself stuck at the archaeological dig at the Great Pyramids of Giza, with orders from Hell to make trouble. But Crowley has other priorities, like nursing his loneliness and not thinking about
Az, that insufferable angel. Trouble finds him anyway, as he wanders the pyramid on a night when it is all too willing to give up its secrets. The sands of time will not let him forget the past....or the future. -
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An angel named Fell takes a walk through the garden of Eden when he finds the snake demon Crawly. The pair share a pear, leading to an outcome neither could expect.... but that both can, in the end, appreciate. A fic written entirely in "My name is cow... I lik the bred" poems.
"My name is Fell
and wen its day
I walk Eden
and watch the clay"
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nothing that i don’t already know by guarddog (theslymoon)
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
19 Feb 2026
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hockey twt socmed fics ft the neutral zone podcast
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Bookmarked by LemonMakesLimeade
23 Feb 2026
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Pinged by halfbaked_ziti
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Jan 2026
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Harris hadn’t meant to say anything. He hadn’t even realized what he’d said, honestly, until Ilya’s reaction: choking on his beer, eyes bugging out, looking more nervous than Harris had ever seen him look.
Why couldn’t he have just kept his mouth shut? He was tipsy, and probably a bit too comfortable, but still. He should have known better. He felt like the biggest asshole alive.
Hold on. Rewind. Start from the beginning.
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Five times Ilya Rozanov set off Harris Drover's gaydar (and Harris said nothing), + one time Harris completely put his foot in it
(originally a one-shot, now updated to include a chapter 2/coda)
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Bookmarked by LemonMakesLimeade
18 Feb 2026
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Max stands, pacing again, and says, “I mean, what do I do? I can’t tell them I know now. It’s way too late for that.”
“It’s really okay,” Troy says far too optimistically. “It’s not that big of a deal.”
“Yeah, you can say that because you're not the one who heard Ilya tell Shane he misses his slutty little mouth."
Or: The Centaurs' newest rookie speaks Russian. It's too bad that Shane and Ilya don't know that.
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17 Feb 2026
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Wolfbird by OpalApparition
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
20 Feb 2026
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Shane Hollander is hockey’s closeted golden boy with everything to hide. Ilya Rozanov is a professional Dom with everything to lose and an expired visa.
Through their arrangement at a discreet Montreal kink bar, where NDAs protect secrets and sessions are charged per hour, they discover the most dangerous thing isn’t being caught—it’s wanting more than those hours allow.
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Bookmarked by LemonMakesLimeade
13 Feb 2026
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“Hayden felt sick as he saw Shane glance between them and his own phone in J.J.’s hand, taking in what was probably his worst nightmare playing out right in front of him. Because Hayden could see it, within seconds, the way his face closed off, went blank, like he knew exactly what was happening because he’d been dreading it for so long.
But his eyes, fuck, his eyes showed everything even as he went very still. The bone-deep profound terror was all there.
Hayden wanted everything to stop, he wanted to shove J.J. out of the room, shove himself out of this situation, shove Shane out of harm’s way.
“Why the fuck is Rozanov sexting you?”
Hayden wanted to shove the shirt Shane hadn’t had time to put on in J.J.’s fucking mouth.”
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Bookmarked by LemonMakesLimeade
30 Jan 2026