LetTheDeadUnite



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    Alastor has always been an opportunist. When a good opportunity falls into his lap like a red apple fell onto Sir Isaac Newton's head, he'll take it and use it to his best benefit. But the thing Alastor finds a little bit pathetic about himself is that, unfortunately, he IS also an Altruist. Besides, sometimes replanting that apple, making it grow and thrive, could bring him more benefits than gorging on it the second he gets it.

    Written after s2e5 and s2s6 aired! So spoilers up to then, but not for future episodes!

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    31 Dec 2025

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    Steve Harrington thinks he might be dead. He stares at the complexion of the boy in the mirror and thinks that maybe he didn't make it out of the upside down after all. The For list is certainly longer than the Against list. The idea doesn't seem so unlikely after everything he's seen these last few years. Adds himself to the pile of bodies that has been steadily growing in his periphery. A fly lands on the mirror and he thinks of the moniker that got thrown around the middle school before it was tossed around the high school. Little Will Byers. Zombie boy. Says it aloud to the fly.

    "Zombie Boy."

    The words sit too comfortably on his tongue to be anything but true. Steve Harrington is dead and he is so incredibly fucked.

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    24 Dec 2025

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    With careful hands, Charlie piled wood, sticks, and paper, then lit the pile with a snap of her fingers. 

    "Oh. I was... I was cleaning that," Niffty told her, holding up her ash-covered hands and forearms to show them to Charlie. 

    "Yeah, but I wanted to light a fire!" 

    "That's it!" Alastor snapped suddenly, standing from his armchair and slamming his book down on the end table. Everyone's eyes snapped to him as he declared, "All-Hotel meeting, now!"

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    17 Dec 2025

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    Niffty arrived at Alastor’s room at the end of the day, knocking repeatedly on his door until he opened it.

    Yes?”

    “I need to kill something, or fix something, or kill then fix something.”

    Alastor hummed, looking around his room before gesturing her in with a wave of his arm. “I’m sure I can find something for you to kill, fix, or kill-fix.”


    A day in the life of the Hazbin Hotel's beloved maid, featuring: time in Air Jail, mouldy spots, plenty of dust, attempted murder, and messes galore.

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    There was an unfortunate and unforeseen consequence that came with dispelling all of the angelic power the Might of Lilith had acquired: it turned everyone in the radius who had been human back into humans.

    Now, with most of the Pride Ring powerless and terrifyingly killable, you'd think there'd be a lot of problems. Charlie thought so, at least.

    But no. Everyone is far too busy remembering what it was like to be short, trying to wrap their minds around the fact the Radio Demon is a twenty-something year old, and placing the dumbest bets known to both man and God.

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    10 Dec 2025