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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    A depressed and healing Harry is sent back to the Dursley's once again after a traumatic fifth year of losing the only family he had left. Sirius has gone into the Veil and Remus was arrested and tossed in after him for being a werewolf fighting in the Ministry.

    Harry is so out of it he doesn't notice his body getting younger and younger because of something that happened in the Time Room during the fighting.

    But his Aunt noticed, and Petunia did not want to raise her nephew again, so she looked in all her letters and video memories about her sister for a solution. It's not until she is watching her wedding videos that she catches James in the background talking about an American squib cousin to her parents.

    With a vague idea of what to do, Petunia begins looking for a 'Phil Coulson' to dump her freak of a nephew on and make it his problem now.

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    17 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    “NOT AGAIN!”

    Harry was on his feet in milliseconds, already running towards his best friend who was apparently losing her mind over… what?

    “Hermione, what happened?”

    He asked, worried, before taking a look at the desk. Her ink container had toppled over, spilling on her textbook, effectively making it impossible to make out the words on half the page and, if the rapidly spreading ink stain was anything to go by, half the book as well.

     

    or: Harry finally puts an end to all the ink-related accidents Hermione's been having lately. Who even uses quills nowadays, anyway?

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    17 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 23

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    Harry has La Macarena stuck in his head.

    Chaos ensues.

     

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    Hermione and Harry being muggle culture besties and Ron not understanding a single shit but going along nonetheless because that's his best friend and that's his girlfriend, fuckers!

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    17 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    You have your suspicions about how unpleasant Christmas in the Black household must be for Sirius and Regulus, so you invite them to spend the holidays with your family instead.

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    17 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 2

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    Growing up in Hogwarts, Y/n and Snape were unlikely friends, but after a falling out ruins everything for each other, they become rivals until the day Y/n packs up their things and leaves Hogwarts for the last time. That is, until 13 years later, when hit artist "The Loyal" announces their early retirement to return to their hometown, and become a teacher of Muggle Communications and Music Production at Hogwarts, reuniting with Snape once more. Shenanigans ensue.

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    17 Feb 2026