LongTimeNo666
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Fandoms: Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活 | Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World (Anime)
23 Feb 2022
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Horny Rein and horny Jul
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Why did you come here? Because you have to. Because you need the money. But he won’t give it to you unless you do something for him first, the ruthless bastard.
Still... who’s really in control here?
(kink meme prompt was bro requiring dave to work ~in the family business~ for money he needs for school. and he does indeed get in front of that camera. but oh how the turn tables...)
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02 Mar 2026
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Waking up in a tight spot, Dave is intimately introduced to a new friend through his dear friend Terezi. Scalemates were made to be fucked. He enjoys himself by the end.
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17 Feb 2026
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Dave sends Bro a link to a song that sounds a lot like it’s a suicide note. Bro only then realizes just how still and quiet the house is. What does he find when he desperately bursts into Dave’s room?
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07 Jan 2026
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"Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again?" - How the Magnus Institute learned to embrace the IT ticketing system, upgraded their antivirus, and still found the time to teach one old man how to copy and paste by shinyopals
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
28 Jun 2020
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I hope you find your new role as Head of the Institute as rewarding as captaining the Tundra, wrote Elias Bouchard, to Peter Lukas. There are so many people working there: all with their own interesting lives, and all desiring your attention and support. I'm sure you will relish the challenge it will bring and enjoy every moment spent with the fine men and women of the Institute. In time I'm confident they'll become like a family to you.
The Magnus Institute has a new boss.
The Magnus Institute also has a new tech support technician.
These two facts are unrelated, except they both happen at the same time.Meanwhile Jon's woken up from being dead for six months and for once he's trying his best. He just wishes Martin would stop avoiding him and answer his messages...
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Beholding the GDPR: How the Magnus Institute Updated Its Privacy Policy for the Twenty-First Century And Only Caused One Nervous Breakdown In The Process by shinyopals
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
18 May 2020
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I'm sure given your position you already know about the advent of the General Data Protection Regulation next year, wrote Peter Lukas, to Elias Bouchard. However, the Lukas family wishes to be crystal clear that our continued investment is contingent upon the Institute taking its responsibilities with regards to privacy and confidentiality seriously.
The Magnus Institute hires a Data Protection Officer. He sets about diligently booking in meetings, writing policy documents, and training all the staff in the importance of confidentiality. Now if only he could get hold of the Head Archivist, who seems to have vanished again...
(Jon is only trying to save the world, but apparently some people think he should still be doing his day job.)
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