LukeQatwalker
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Which is how they end up sitting around tinkering on their projects, listening to Christmas music, while Grace explains Earth holidays to Rocky, month by month. Christmas. And Valentine's day. And St. Patrick's day.
And June. And pride month. And gender and sexual identities.
*Which color is your gender flag friend Grace question?*
"Oh well, I'm cisgender. There's not really a flag for that. I've only had sex with women, but I guess I'm theoretically bisexual though?"
*I am agender. And also bisexual.* Rocky declares with a happy trill.
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(not!) t4t by LukeQatwalker
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Cable and Deadpool (Comics)
28 Oct 2025
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Nate takes his underwear off to reveal a perfect pink pussy and Wade's brain short circuits.
"Oh fuck," he says. "I was not expecting that."
There's a perfectly formed little dick sitting at the top of his pussy, the size of his thumb, and Nate leans back, sexy like a cat and rubs two fingers on either side of it. The sight of it makes Wade's mouth water. "You gonna show me what you're working with big guy?" Nate asks, voice all smooth and buttery.
Wade girds his loins as it were, and slips his thumbs into his waistband, and slides off his pajama pants and underwear together in one swoop, revealing the most perfect mouth watering dick Nate has ever seen.
And, oh. That was not what Nate had been expecting.
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Are these two idiots sharing a brain cell t4t or not? Only (not even) the author knows for sure.
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next time take your gloves off by LukeQatwalker
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
08 Aug 2025
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He knows it's a dumb idea.
Just, between classes, and work, and patrolling, it's been like nearly a week since he's gotten himself off.
And patrolling has been slow as hell tonight and he's super bored.
And actually, if he gets a boner in the suit, everybody's gonna see it and be traumatized, and really if you think about it the responsible thing to do is rub one out.
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Wade catches spider-man jerking it on a roof top, and convinces him to let him give him a blow job instead.
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werewolves don't always have to have the blues by LukeQatwalker
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types
30 Jul 2025
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Logan wakes up after the full moon, as he always does, feeling groggy and hungover. He's laying on the carcass of some animal, his claws buried in it. Smells like blood and semen. Did he fuck it after he killed it? Disgusting. A new low. He stands up and stretches, very deliberately not looking at the dead animal.
As he's debating the discomfort of trekking for several miles on an empty stomach versus maybe eating some of last nights kill raw, as unpleasant as that is, he hears a sound behind him, a moan. A very human moan.
It's a man. Naked like him. Covered in scars.
"Good morning peanut." he says.
"Did I do that?" he asks brokenly.
"You sure did big boy. Several times. Wanna do it again?" the stranger smirks at him.
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"There's just one thing Summers. Why should *I* help *you*? What's in it for me?"
"Hmm. An excellent point." The infuriating man reminds him of a cat, purring over his prey. "I think I've got something that can motivate you. Give me a second." He gets up and strides out of the room.
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but everything i do, i've had no love like your love by Str4b3rryb1tch
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool (Marvel Comics), Cable and Deadpool (Marvel Comics)
19 Feb 2026
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It sucks, waiting around. Never knowing when your person will have time to see you, and Wade isn’t a strong man. He’s simple, and lonely, and easily irritated. But sitting on Al’s sofa, head nestled on her shoulder even as he stares at his wedding ring, gleaming in the light of the morning sun— He misses Nate. Maybe if he keeps his attention with other people, Nate’ll come home sooner.
Or, Wade is waiting for his husband to come home, and it feels like this time, that Nate has finally, actually abandoned him.
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22 Feb 2026
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sometimes there's a thought, like you choose what you're doing by Angela_Rosa, Str4b3rryb1tch
Fandoms: Cable and Deadpool (Marvel Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool (Marvel Comics)
21 Feb 2026
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But then Nate’s standing and boy does he look pissed at Wade when Wade turns to holster his two side arms, and drag his mask up enough to grin at Nate.
“I didn’t really think that would get them all. Who’da thunk it?” And then Nate’s advancing on him, gathering the little bit of slack from Wade’s collar of his suit into one beefy fist and backing him up against the wall of the room, “Oh you’re using your angry eyes— But I took care of it, why are you looking at me with angry eyes?”
Nate snarls and looks to the sky for a moment before looking back at Wade, and Wade can’t help but be distracted for a moment when he sees the necklace that keeps both their gold bands safe, tucked into Nate’s collar, “You can’t keep fucking doing this. You don’t get to jump out and put yourself in danger just because—”
Oh. Well that’s not what Wade was thinking Nate was mad about.
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Bookmarked by LukeQatwalker
22 Feb 2026
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Logan can't get it up. That won't stop Wade from giving his old man a good-morning blowjob.
Bookmarked by LukeQatwalker
15 Feb 2026
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idealism sits in prison, chivalry fell on his sword by Str4b3rryb1tch for LukeQatwalker
Fandoms: Cable and Deadpool (Marvel Comics), Cable (Marvel Comics), Deadpool (Marvel Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types
11 Feb 2026
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Things don’t always go as planned for Wade, but that’s okay, because he’s flexible. He doesn’t end up waking before Nate, as hard as he tries— Nate ends up waking Wade up with a series of warm kisses to his mouth and cheek.
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- Part 2 of when my baby puts the mouth on me
Bookmarked by LukeQatwalker
12 Feb 2026
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Tear you apart by extratropical
Fandoms: Wolverine (Movies), X-Men (Movieverse), Deadpool (Movieverse)
15 Nov 2024
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Wade's sprained wrist is the least of it; Logan saw him get stabbed at least twice. He’d be more impressed that Wade’s managing to stand if he wasn’t also completely aware that Wade’s a self-destructive idiot.
Origins-era. Wade asks Logan for help. This, unfortunately, is a mistake.
Bookmarked by LukeQatwalker
11 Feb 2026