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Set six months after the events of OTPYG. Tucker and Wash struggle to get their act together just in time for everything to go to hell around them.
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- Part 2 of Oh, The Places You'll Go!
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Introducing the Nightmare Solution!
Featuring temporary cohabitation, fake exorcisms, copious self-help books, and David Washington slowly losing control of his life.
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Kimball is a woman of action. So is Kai, in that she likes to get some. That's kind of the same thing, right?
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Finding missing cats for little girls isn't exactly the glamorous life he hoped for when he became a private investigator, but Tucker is nothing if not flexible.
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old world blues (ignite your bones) by bismuthBallistics, MdeCarabas
Fandoms: Red vs. Blue
30 Nov 2015
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Wash and Tucker have a series of food fights. It's a little more emotionally damaging than it sounds.
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Oh, where do we begin? by esama
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XV, Kingsglaive: Final Fantasy XV
24 Dec 2024
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"Can it be?" Regis asks, incredulous, searching the stranger's face for every bit of familiarity - and finding them in the shape of his nose, his eyebrows, his eyes. He has Aulea's eyes. "… Noctis?"
In which a stranger saves young Prince Noctis of Lucis from the daemon Marilith and everything changes.
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16 Feb 2026
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“Who are you? There are very few shinobi of your calibre that we don’t know about yet. Especially someone as old as yourself,” Little Kakashi demands.
“Yeah, you look even older than sensei,” mini-Rin chimes in from behind mini-Kakashi, crouching next to mini-Obito.
He’s a little offended. If Minato is considered old at twenty-three, then Kakashi is practically a fossil. Apparently, none of these kids understand the concept of living past like, fifteen.
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Hatake Kakashi had honestly (and perhaps naively) thought he’d already hit his midlife crisis by the time he’s thirty-two. Being pushed into the Hokage hat after a war tended to do that to one.
But finding himself almost twenty years in the past (parallel universe/elaborate genjutsu/weird drug induced coma?) probably takes the cake for the most insane twist of fate.
OR: Kakashi wakes up twenty years in the past, with the chance to save all his loved ones from their deaths, and himself from tragedy.
(THERE IS NO PEDOPHILIA OR GROOMING IN THIS WORK. They are both consenting adults when the romance begins)
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14 Feb 2026
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After a year living in an alternate dimension, Harry is nicely settled in and going to Hogwarts.
It doesn't take him long to realise just how different an alternate dimension can be, though.
But flying by the seat of his pants has always worked out decently in the past, it'll probably work here, too.
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- Part 2 of Fools In A Fable
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- 13/13
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14 Feb 2026
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Draco Malfoy thought his life after the war would be spent burying himself in Unspeakable studies while the world outside the Department of Mysteries forgets about his existence. Instead, he finds himself hurled back to his third year at Hogwarts.
As if puberty and Potter weren't enough to contend with, now he’s on a secret mission to catch a rat and clear his disgraced uncle’s name. Honestly, if this is what heroics look like, he’d rather leave it to the Gryffindors.Or: The no good, completely awful, distressingly unplanned trip down memory lane Draco didn’t ask for.
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- Part 1 of The Eye of Horus
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10 Feb 2026
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Harry Potter has fallen in love with Draco Malfoy.
Which is bad, for one reason and one reason only: he's still legally married to Ginny.
A tale of a young marriage forced past its due date, spontaneous infertility as a prize of war, and a miracle pregnancy with the wrong person who might not be the wrong person after all.
If only Harry could find a way out of that damned contract...
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- Part 1 of What Blooms in Knockturn
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- 117,408
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Bookmarked by MdeCarabas
03 Feb 2026
