MermaidMayonnaise
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Tin Anniversary by EphemeralSonder (MermaidMayonnaise)
Fandoms: Original Work, Litany in Which Certain Things Are Crossed Out - Richard Siken
18 Nov 2025
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You survive this and in some terrible way, which I suppose no one can ever describe, you are compelled, you are corralled, you are bullwhipped into dealing with whatever it is that hurt you. And what is crucial here is that if it hurt you, that is not what’s important. Everybody’s hurt. What is important, what corrals you, what bullwhips you, what drives you, torments you, is that you must find some way of using this to connect you with everyone else alive. This is all you have to do it with. You must understand that your pain is trivial except insofar as you can use it to connect with other people’s pain; and insofar as you can do that with your pain, you can be released from it, and then hopefully it works the other way around too; insofar as I can tell you what it is to suffer, perhaps I can help you to suffer less.
—James Baldwin, The Artist's Struggle for Integrity
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- Part 16 of Poetry
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It’s a Very Merry Homestuck Valentine’s Movie is a 2010 American animated sci-fi comedy television film written and directed by Dave Strider. The film premiered Feburary 14, 2010 on CBC and is the first television film featuring the young rising star Jake English. The film was produced by the SBAHJ corporation and What Pumpkin Studios.
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- Part 1 of Industry Standard
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Who thought it would be a good idea to dress like your guardians for Halloween when your friend group is an incestuous mess?
Written for the Halloween 2025 mini-exchange for nuclearwinter.
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If being horny were a crime, you would’ve been thrown into the slammer eons ago. You’re trapped in the middle of the ocean, chock full of teenage hormones, wired enough to supply a server room, and in a wild, rapturous love that you tell yourself is simply a brief, passing sexual interest.
It is neither brief nor passing.
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Aftermath of John and Dave's romantic trip to Costco.
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Poetry by EphemeralSonder (MermaidMayonnaise), MermaidMayonnaise
Fandom Be More Chill - Iconis/Tracz, Litany in Which Certain Things Are Crossed Out - Richard Siken, Original Work
18 Nov 2025
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Blushing Misfits by MermaidMayonnaise
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
31 Jan 2021
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Two completely unrelated oneshots, put in the same series because--and I didn't realize this until Blush was halfway written--Bakugou has either a praise or degradation kink, and Deku accidentally sexes him up with the other.
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Mercy Mercy Mercy by Project_YURIHANA
Fandoms: Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica
28 Jan 2026
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Akemi Homura is tired of fighting.
Bookmarked by Bookmark Pseud (MermaidMayonnaise)
15 Feb 2026
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*Bro/John pwp*
Bro and John watch tv together. Hands wander south.
Bookmarked by Bookmark Pseud (MermaidMayonnaise)
06 Feb 2026
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After a break-up, Jake finds comfort in his trusty brain ghost. Kind of.
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25 Jan 2026
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You’re just a gay pedo from Texas who’s about to get you some sweet shota tang!
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- Part 1 of Brojohn chronicals
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17 Jan 2026
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Dirk and Jake have been boyfriends for quite the while now. Very graciously and beautifully in love.
Dirk, for some unexplained reason, has refused to let Jake formally meet his younger brother Dave. So, naturally, Jake takes that into his own hands.