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It had been an accident. A prank gone wrong. To teach Klaus a lesson about raiding Allison’s closet. Luther would have left him out after two hours. He was teasing when he told him he’d leave him in there for another. Sitting around in the dark didn’t seem like a big deal.
But Klaus was crying, whiter than chalk, flinching at every little noise and Luther couldn’t do a thing to comfort him.
Because he had been the monster that put him in there.
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13 Feb 2026
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Why prevent the apocalypse when you can just get laid? by Multifandom_damnation for Sharpworksamurai
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
14 May 2019
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One moment they were on Klaus’s top bunk in their shared tent, and the next Dave is accidentally opening the latch on the briefcase Klaus kept under his pillow and they were encapsulated in blinding white light.
(AKA an AU where Dave doesn't die in the war, Klaus doesn't come back to 2019 alone, and Dave somehow manages to save the world by talking some sense into the Hargreeves.)
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13 Feb 2026
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Help! I Need Somebody! (Preferably My Family) by TonyStarkisababe1967
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), The Umbrella Academy (Comics)
27 Aug 2020
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Multiple Au's where the Hargreeves siblings actually care about Klaus' safety and well-being.
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13 Feb 2026
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“I think he’s talking to himself again,” Ashley said, leaning forward. “Okay yeah he is — oh my god, is that kid talking to the mannequin?”
Maggie shot a glance behind her. Yes, the boy was talking to the top half of a mannequin.
“I love working here,” Ashley breathed.
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Wherein Klaus, Dave, Five and Dolores go on a double date, and people are confused and very concerned.
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12 Feb 2026
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Working at a fitness center was definitely not Finn Müller's dream job, but it paid his bills. Even if he was always given the worst tasks, always stuck doing the most labor-intensive jobs, at least he wasn't living on the streets. Being a closeted virgin gay man, he had always been quite imaginative in his sexual fantasies, but after an odd discovery in the woods, those fantasies were about to become very real.
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10 Feb 2026