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An Overcast Sky by DickBaggins for ReallyMissCoffee
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
24 Dec 2024
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Astarion is still settling into domestic life in Waterdeep when Gale hauls out the old box of decorations for a holiday he's never heard of, upending all of the elf's careful, exacting work decorating their house. Eventually, Astarion can hold his tongue no longer against the aesthetic insults.
Now, Astarion's left scrambling for some common ground despite how bloody ugly Simril is, or they may never celebrate another holiday under the same roof.
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The perpetual bet continues on Astarion's home turf, to no one's advantage.
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- Part 2 of Bets
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A decade of baking rivalry comes to a head when an overwrought reality television cooking show forces Gale and Astarion to cooperate. Astarion decides to make things hard for everyone, and only burns himself in the end.
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Astarion meets the de-facto blow job queen of Blackstaff, an unassuming but popular grad student with the most luminous brown eyes.
Maybe one day he'll even unstop that pretty mouth long enough to get the guy's name.
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- Part 1 of Blowmance
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/a medicine mixed with something sweet, such as honey, to make it more palatable./
The wizard is a bomb. Astarion means to make that impending doomsday his alone.
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- Part 2 of Deprecation
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The perpetual bet between two superstars of Faerûnian hockey stretches back more than a decade, but this time it cuts to the quick.
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- Part 1 of Bets
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/tolerance to a poison acquired by taking gradually increased doses of it/
The wizard's blood is toxic. Remarkable how repetition turns horrors mundane.
Or, to expound: The wizard of Waterdeep reeks of poison and weed, and Astarion can’t help himself on either count. Luckily, Gale considers any and all forms of experimentation, no matter how virulent, to be fruitful. Things escalate in every possible direction over a series of well-wasted camp nights.
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- Part 1 of Deprecation
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A new man, a new world, a new cave.
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Knight Moves by Calolily, DickBaggins
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
04 Jun 2025
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“Always the hero. Always the one cheered. Games always rigged in his favor.”
Gale is the golden boy, the undefeated champion. He could be a true knight in shining armor, if it wasn’t for his arrogance and ego.
Astarion is a new smart mouth challenger at the joust. He aims to put Gale in his place.
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Everything happens at once for Gale Dekarios: divorce (thank the gods), Pride (so many pretty flags but which one is his?), and meeting Astarion (who has eyes like the sea and the same taste in books and a cutting wit wrapped up in timeless elven beauty and charm and even better, he likes Gale back).
But head over heels is always too good to be true, and Gale's soon-to-be-ex casts a long, complicated shadow over both of their lives.
Will their sweet summer love melt away before the real heatwave even hits?
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A Very Blowmance Birthday by DickBaggins for Calolily
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
20 May 2025
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For Astarion's first birthday in Waterdeep, Gale insists on a cozy little party with a specially prepared meal of elven delicacies and a big surprise.
Astarion's got a surprise of his own for everyone's favorite blow job queen.
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- Part 2 of Blowmance
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We Can't Dance Together by DickBaggins for Calolily
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
20 Aug 2025
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Astarion's a slightly nomadic ethics professor taking up his new post at the storied Blackstaff Academy in Waterdeep. While exploring everything the city has to offer, he tests out a much-lauded dive bar glory hole and has the time of his life. It's impossible to get that sweet, soft voice and that skilled tongue out of his head, but the anonymous person on the other side wishes to remain unknown.
Oh well.
Maybe Astarion's burgeoning crush on his distinguished, older colleague, Professor Dekarios, will keep his mind from wandering towards the unattainable.
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I tried them all. None of them answered. by dramatic_chipmunk for HermeticPrinciples
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
13 Jan 2026
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Before he stopped trying and decided on obedience, Astarion spent a year in a coffin, praying to gods who never came.
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Gale's the highest bidder for his favorite porn star's yearly charity auction but can he overcome his anxiety to claim his reward and, ahem, make some content with Astarion Ancunín, mouth of the year 2024?
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His voice is like honey, rich, thick, and almost sickeningly sweet as he cranes his neck and whispers into your ear, "You and I both know that you won't go to his tent, or to anyone else's tonight. Because what you want, what you need... is me. And I am finer than any wine."
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Astarion and Tav have been taking a break from sex when he catches her masturbating and decides to toy with her. A saucy one-shot featuring a sweetly supportive Spawn!Astarion who reveals a surprise sadistic dom side that Ascendant!Astarion fans might enjoy, and a bashful unnamed Tav whose POV we follow.
**Note that there are scenes where Tav fantasizes about being subjected to non-consensual rough sex.** -
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Wanted to write this to show what I feel is the REAL Ascendant Astarion. I see a lot of people genuinely believing that he is just a villain that is in love with you. Baby'y'all I cannot express enough how toxic this man is going to be for you- and I love the man! Sure it's fun to fantasise buy please remember that at the end of the day, you can't fix him :') anyways -PLEASE check the CWs before reading. Heavy stuff in here. There were some tags that I was unsure about but added them anyways just incase. Not sure if I'll write something like this again tbh TT
Originally posted from my Tumblr. @caskywrites
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Astarion and his consort are away on business - business the Ascendant thinks beneath his time. Stuck in a carriage for hours, he is bored and a smidgen irritated. His wife, however, has a few tricks up her sleeve to make it up to him.
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For centuries, Astarion wanted nothing more than his freedom. Now that he has it, he finds himself falling into old habits to secure his protection—only to discover that Imara is not the easy target he thought she’d be. Though she has dark secrets of her own, her kindness, sharp wit, and even her ruthlessness surprise and delight him at every turn.
With Imara at his side, Astarion begins to understand that life has much more to offer than just surviving. His path toward healing won’t be an easy one, but he is determined to use his newfound freedom to reclaim his body—and his mind—so that he may finally begin to live again.
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- Part 1 of Birds of a Feather
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Of Darkness & Desire by AndarielsPoison
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Forgotten Realms (Roleplaying Game), Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)
25 Oct 2025
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Dinalla is a Szarkai drow, a vampire sorceress with a dark past.
Astarion is a vampire spawn who is an uncanny vision of her master, Vellioth.
Charming his way into her heart, Astarion may prove to be her salvation, or her ruin.She might have escaped her master’s chains, but now she’s falling for his reflection.
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- Part 1 of The Fangs of the Lich