MuteNotStupid



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    In her preparation to ascend the throne, Princess Zelda’s father introduces her to the concept of looking for a companion with the intelligence, resolve, and aptitude to rule at her side.

    Meanwhile, the Marquis of Faron’s little sister steals his private poetry and sends them to Princess Zelda after she hears she’s looking for a man.

    Link begins to sweat.

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    04 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 63

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    Link's smile was a rare sight. So rare in fact, Zelda couldn't tell if she were hallucinating when she first saw it. After he saved her life from the Yiga clan, Link becomes Zelda's new special interest. She was determined to break down his walls and get to know him better. All in the name of research, of course.

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    02 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 18

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    A tapestry is made of two threads: the warp, which stays still, and the weft, which moves over and under to build the image.

    Zelda is the Princess. Link is the apprentice tapestry weaver.

    Maybe their stories can be woven together?

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    01 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 27

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    He started to move his hands, biting his lip, and a flicker of an expression crossed across his otherwise stoic face. If Zelda hadn’t grown up being trained to read people due to her professional instincts bestowed upon her by his father, she would have missed it.

    Instead of answering, the boy took out his phone and started typing. Quite a bit rude, if you asked her. Coming up to order and then—

    He slid the phone forward, striking blue eyes meeting hers. It was open to a notes app:

    I would like a flat white, two extra shots please.

    (Or, Zelda has a cute boy come in the coffee shop that uses sign language—so logically, she learns it too.)

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    01 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 46

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    Whatever. A year at Ye Olde Hogwarts wouldn't kill him.

     

    Or: the one where Remus doesn't come to Hogwarts until seventh year, and the fit bloke named Sirius is the least of his problems (thank you very much)

    **Will not be finishing, so read at your own risk**

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    19 Jul 2025