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  1. Public Bookmark 59

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    They say it takes a village to raise a child. Sometimes, it takes an entire precinct - the Tadfield 66. Twenty-two years ago, Aziraphale was adopted as a newborn by rookie cops Hastur LaVista and Ligur Fell, and adored by their colleagues: Michael, Beelzebub, Dagon, and Gabriel.

    Recently, Anthony J. Crowley a hotshot officer with a reputation as a playboy, joined the Tadfield 66. But lately, he’s started bragging about an ‘angel’ that he can’t get enough of.

    New love and family clash awkwardly, but come together to save the angel they all adore when the unthinkable happens...

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    16 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 91

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    Angels and demons have animals as their true forms, Aziraphale was put in the garden to guide the humans despite his small and frail form and the demon Crawly was instructed to tempt and consume the little rabbit if he got in the way.

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    12 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 49

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    Summary: She works in mysterious ways, keeping every timeline and every alternate version of each universe windingly like threads on the tip of her fingers. Maybe it was an accident, maybe it was to fix something or maybe it was just a test, but she twisted two of those threaded universes together, making a small change in each one: switching an Aziraphale for an Aziraphale.

    (A what if take if Show! Aziraphale and 1992 Script! Aziraphale swapped places)

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    29 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 38

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    "Hey, lemme just explain somethin’ obvious to you, here," Bajie snarled up at the demon king. "If you capture Sun Wukong, the person who’s gonna need rescuing is never Sun Wukong.”

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    Wukong is imprisoned in the Golden Cymbals, and gets some involuntary practice at his very favorite thing: asking for help.
    There may be no survivors.

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    25 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 75

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    “You’re bruised up badly,” the soft, blonde knight said with concern in his tone. “I thought it was just from whatever wiles you get up to in that ridiculous Black Knight armour of yours, but… Crowley, is that blood?!”

    A tentative finger dabbed at something wet on Crowley’s forehead, who immediately decided that being held was definitely not nice and he didn’t like it at all. Nuh-uh. “OUCH! Who is Crowley?” he hissed through the pain.

    “You are!” The knight was starting to sound panicky.

    “Oh,” Crowley answered. He needed to let that sink in for a second. ‘Crowley’. He didn’t remember being called Crowley. Surely he’d remember that, right? “That doesn’t sound very angelic, does it?”

    “It-,” the knight cut himself off while something akin to horror flashed over his features. “Why would it sound angelic, Crowley?!”


    Aziraphale finds Crowley injured and trying to head home. The problem is that ‘home’, according to a confused Crowley who seems under the frightful belief that he is still an angel, is Heaven. So Aziraphale tries to keep Crowley safe on Earth while they jog his memory.


    Previously titled "A Tower of Our Memories"

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    13 Nov 2025