Names_are_really_hard



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  1. Summary

    Watch this girl fumble and flail when it comes to any sort of flirting like a tube man in a tornado. (But what about the smut fic—? shhhhhhhh)

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  3. Summary

    Watch and laugh as this guy has the worst fucking time of his life.

    Aka a lowkey front for VBS shenanigans

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  1. Rec 28

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    'It's been a few hours since An-chan and Aoyagi-kun went home... but Shinonome-kun's still here. That means it's okay to keep practicing... right?'

    'Kohane's still singing. We really should be going home soon, but... I can't lose. Not to her.'

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    Or: Watch as two idiots push themselves far past what's reasonable in the name of "more practice" and reap the (relatively small) consequences.

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    15 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I do not remember when but I have previously read this fic. It is so so good I love Akito and Kohane accidentally egging each other on in demolishing their own health. The delirious talks and varying internal monologues also go so hard. Absolutely love when An and Toya get involved to drag these two to sleep augh these really are the derps in the Squad of all time.

  2. Rec 16

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    Kohane has found herself in a predicament. Minori went on a date. Minori wants to talk about her date. This is all well and good. Kohane likes talking to Minori.

    Minori kissed her girlfriend on her date. She wants to talk about the kiss. Here is the problem.

    Kohane has never kissed anyone before. How is she supposed to talk about kissing without having kissed anyone before?

    Luckily, her partner has a solution.

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    Azusawa Kohane wants to know about kissing. Shiraishi An would do just about anything for her partner. Conclusion: ???

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    15 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Kissing is dangerous indeed. Absolutely crazy concept and insanely good execution very much looking forward to more.

  3. Rec 19

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    An is fine, really! Or at least should be fine enough to get up, face the day alongside her team. Even if everything hurts and it feels like her heart just got ripped out and replaced with lead. She should be keeping it together. She's had it together for so long.

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    10 May 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I love this a lot.

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    On An's seventeenth birthday, Ken leaves her a present that would make her night with Vivid Bad Squad an unforgettable one - for better, or worse.

    AKA Spud's excuse to write drunk VBS content

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    15 Apr 2025

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    The drunkerssss

  5. Rec 18

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    “An-chan!” she says brightly, in the same cadence as always, like they aren’t in space or something. Because this is a dream, so whatever, sure she does.

    “Kohane!” says An, letting it sing-song out of her.

    It’s only then that she realises what Kohane is wearing—she’s like a princess, in a long white ballgown with a train that disappears into stardust. Somehow, it suits her. Like her little body was made to be framed with a dress like this, gauzy and plush, grand in shape and somehow barely-there in substance at the same time. There are stars around her head, too, floating in an array that changes shape every time she blinks, and Kohane’s eyes sparkle with their reflections, like their own microcosm, matching prisms of a hazel-gold sky.

    She knows, for some reason, what to do now. An offers a hand, somehow casually even with the knightly formality of the gesture, and just as lightly, Kohane takes it.

    Four times An and Kohane share a dream, and what happens after.

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    11 Mar 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I wrote a 1k comment on this.