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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    Prosthetics require regular care that needs to be honed over many years. Especially true if you've got Discworld's erratic magic shoved into your head. Slow-burn fic exploring Teatime's life from admission from the Guild to (final) death.

    Inserted Chapter: #5, 12

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    25 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 79

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    Jaskier was taut with tension, walking up the stairs of the inn to his and Geralt’s shared room like a man on the way to the gallows. He wanted to strum at his lute to calm his nerves, but he had the feeling that wouldn’t be well received. Behind him, Geralt loomed, matching his pace. Jaskier felt distinctly hunted, like a sad, well-dressed, very talented mouse about to be eaten by a massive, angry, onion-smelling wolf, and not even in a sexy way. 

    It was possible his metaphors weren’t up to his usual standards, but in his defense, he was pretty sure he was about to be painfully disemboweled, and it was damn near impossible to get blood out of his doublets.

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    17 Mar 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 57

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    Geralt of Rivia is a man of patience. He has patience enough to deal with high-nosed kings, terrified peasants, power-hungry wizards, and even a stubborn princess. Patience, just like swordplay, was necessary to the Witcher trade.

    But sitting at the corner table of a tavern drinking stale ale after a grueling night of monster hunting, he found himself suddenly out of patience for one loud heartbroken bard. And one annoying heartbreak song.

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    17 Mar 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 23

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    It was a small, insignificant town on the edge of nowhere. There was no reason for him to be there. No reason for him to be singing that song. Yet Geralt knew there was every reason. And that reason was himself.

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    Geralt hears Jaskier singing ‘Burn, Butcher, Burn’ and regrets everything.

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    17 Mar 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 16

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    Geralt finds a small inn to stay at for the night and is confronted with Jaskier performing a brutal song about him to an adoring crowd. He doesn't take it well.

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    17 Mar 2025