NeverNooitNiet
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Edwin had sunk his teeth into Charles’ neck and remade him in a flash of burning pain. Given him eternal life. Their blood flowed through each other’s veins, and they’d been tangled up in each other ever since. It had been maybe the most intimate thing Charles had ever experienced.
That didn’t mean he was in love with Edwin, though.
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For all that Edwin might have resented it, Crystal’s logic was sound. He had over a century’s worth of demonic possession under his belt, and had not— as yet— perished, or utterly lost his mind. If you asked Edwin, this was all due to a technicality. If you asked Crystal, it was due to Edwin being the most miserably stubborn bastard ever to walk the earth. If you asked Charles, he’d probably go all misty-eyed and start talking about Edwin’s tenacity, or some such nonsense, which was why Charles was under no circumstances to be told about the plan.
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The thing about drugs is. The thing about Sam’s body is.
Well, look. You’ve got to be pragmatic about these things.
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in the midst of life, we are in death by NeverNooitNiet
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
30 Dec 2024
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So it’s aces, really. Definitely better than whatever Edwin-less afterlife Death could come up with. Even if Charles’ last lot of friends hadn’t ended up murdering him, Edwin would still be the best friend he’s ever had.
It’s just.
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hands and arms and legs and et cetera by NeverNooitNiet
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
27 Oct 2024
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Edwin thinks about Hell, and the spiral staircase out of it, the shockingly solid feel of Charles’ hands on his collarbones, and—
Ah. Bugger.
He’s got an idea. It is, unfortunately, terrible.
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burning and fierce-eyed by NeverNooitNiet
Fandom Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Apr 2019
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They’re strange things, eyes. Stranger still for two supernatural beings, one of whom happens to have been personally cursed by God Herself.
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NOW IT IS TIME FOR QUESTIONS FROM OUR LISTENERS. TODAY WE HAVE A QUESTION FROM BYLETH, COMMANDER OF THE MEPHITIC LEGIONS. OH, IT’S A QUESTION FOR THE ANGEL.
Crowley’s hands clenched on the steering wheel.
BYLETH, COMMANDER OF THE MEPHITIC LEGIONS, WRITES, “CROWLEY IS A CRAVEN TRAITOR SO WE UNDERSTAND WHY HE ASSOCIATES WITH AN ANGEL. BUT WHAT’S IN IT FOR THE ANGEL? WHAT IS HE GETTING OUT OF THIS?”
“That’s a good question,” said Aziraphale.
Crowley glared at him. “No, it isn’t.”
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Cut off from access to Earth, the hosts of Hell find other ways to torment Crowley. Aziraphale provides a refuge.
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08 Dec 2023
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For a whole forty-three minutes and fifteen seconds, Aziraphale does not think about Crowley.
Post-s2 finale. Maybe this new job isn't all it's cracked up to be.
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02 Dec 2023
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their solitary way by orphan_account
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Oct 2023
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Crowley breaks the rules. Aziraphale intervenes the only way that he can.
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28 Nov 2023
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To call this nightmare familiar would be understatement, but long experience did nothing to blunt the edges of his fear, and everything to make the anticipation choke him. So when a figure appeared in the corner of his vision, he swallowed and shut his eyes.
In the wake of Kevin's death and Dean's Mark, Sam faces the resurgence of an old problem--Lucifer's back.
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20 Jun 2022
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Finally, Aziraphale spoke. “You mean to say— you got us married?”
“Just as a precaution, I never really thought I’d end up discorporated again, it’d been ages, you just don’t get stampedes or assassinations like you used to —”
“You got us married, and you didn’t tell me?”
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Crowley gets inconveniently discorporated. And it’s not like it’s ever been easy to get a new body, but this time around, things really aren’t looking good. His new innuendo-obsessed lust-demon of a coworker honestly isn’t helping things.
Meanwhile, Aziraphale has a dead body to contend with, and an occult mortician & his very normal daughter to fend off. What lengths will he go to in order to get Crowley back to Earth?
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02 Feb 2020