NoCompassionForMyPoorNerves



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    You know the story already- a heroic tale of the girl who fell from the sky and the man with no memories. The story of how they bonded and grew- eventually returning home to where their family was waiting.
    But this story… this story is different.
    Because, you see:
    Akari fell too early (she was taken in by zoroarks)
    Ingo lost his memory (and became a wild mountain man)
    Emmet tore through space and time (which is ill advised in general)
    And Elesa just wants her brothers back (not even Arceus can stop her)

    Wouldn’t that make anyone a little… feral?

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    After Ingo's impromptu journey to Hisui (and back again), the Subway Masters have had enough of space-time shenanigans for a life time.
    Unfortunately they're due for another set, in the form of an entirely new universe crashing into theirs. One without Pokemon.

    On the other side, the Avengers are definitely not ready to face the Masters of the Battle Subway and the chaos of their world.

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    Harry Potter has never been good at lying under pressure, and his latest misstep lands him in deep trouble. Now he's the Lord of an extremely ancient, extremely Dark, previously extinct house of Necromancers. Lucky for him he has friends who can keep up and enemies that are determined to draw the wrong conclusions. Coming of age story about found family, terrifying your enemies, telling the man to shove it, and evil little abominations that just want ear scritches.

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    Harry blinked. He had to stop himself from doing something very stupid, like screaming in a public place or trying to run and plowing into a wall.

    Waiting a small distance from the exit to the elevator were the absolute last people he’d wanted to see. There stood Lucius Malfoy, looking about as composed as ever, though the sheen of sweat on the edges of his brow and the way his faint smile looked like it could shatter at any moment somewhat soured the image of perfect pureblood Lord. Next to him was Fudge, whose trembling hands squeezed each other white. There was a woman beside them, he didn’t know her but her stern and monocled form reminded him of a particularly cross McGonagall.

    “Lord Mortis?” The Minister inquired

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    Dudley Dursley lives with the guilt of what his family had done to his cousin, which can never be forgiven. He resents the person he used to be and tries to live as a better person, but a part of himself can never truly get over how cruel he had been to the kind-hearted Harry. After a car accident, he wakes to find himself a child all over again.
    He sets out to make Harry's childhood better, as much as he can. All the while he must hide the fact, he too, now has magic as well. It shouldn't be too hard, should it?

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