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Help, my love interest's mind palace is a whore house! by Nopepng
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
16 Feb 2026
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Squinting, he opened the yukata to have a little look at what was underneath.
“Damn,” he mumbled, shocked at the sight of that huge, thick, juicy, absolutely massive—
Was that thing even real? He lightly poked the head, letting out a surprised little huff at the sensation. It felt—so—far away somehow, from the rest of his body. Because it was just so long. What the fuck? Had Tobirama really hidden this absolute unit in his pants all these years? How did one even fight with an entire katana between their legs? This was ridiculous. Absolutely preposterous.
And also his now, so with a shrug he wrapped his unusually big hand around his unusually big dick and did what every man in his position would.
Izuna gets
punishedblessed forfucking up a missionhaving done absolutely nothing wrong, ever.Tobirama is also there.
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Uchiha Izuna's attention was akin to a death sentence.
Alas, Tobirama had caught his eye long ago.
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Looking back, Izuna really wasn't all that surprised about the kind of summon animal he'd ended up with.
He was surprised, though, at that idiot Tobirama's reaction. Was he, like, into it?
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Tobirama had always been really into cats.
...ugh, no, not like that.
Unless—?
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It wasn't his fault that aliens had abducted him when he'd been a child; not his fault that they'd experimented on him; not his fault that the only memory he had of the entire ordeal were red glowing eyes and three red glowing marks vaguely framing the shape of a face.
And it definitely wasn't his fault that his puberty hormones had, at some point, misfired and connected this experience to his gay awakening.
Wanting to fuck a depressed eldritch god was hard work. Izuna would know.
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An idea struck Tobirama all of a sudden. He waited another minute to ensure Hashirama was gone before whispering, “Why don’t you visit your brother? I think he’d appreciate a message from you.”
Izuna’s eyes flared. His body tensed. “I can’t visit my brother!” he hissed. “I’m a sex demon!”
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Sometimes, unrequited love can cause flowers to bloom inside one's lungs. The flowers are related to the subject of their unfulfilled desires.
Uchiha Izuna is in love with Senju Tobirama.
Senju Tobirama is in love with someone else.
Izuna has made up his mind. Before his lungs bloom shut, he will either kill Tobirama, or die by his blade.
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17 Feb 2026
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I AM SO UPSETTTT THIS IS SO UPSETTINGGGGG ALL I WANNA DO IS STARE AT A WALL NOW UGHRHRGRH WHY MUST YOU HURT ME LIKE THIS
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Izuna takes an undercover mission. Tobirama meets him after.
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- Part 8 of The Adventures of ANBU Izuna
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It's nothing at all fancy, just a dark blue cord tied as a double slip knot to fit it on any size wrist. The small dark blue bead almost matches the cord itself. Easy, simple, cheap to make. He's sure there are a dozen girls out there with a matching one.
Manufactured love meant to bring about a fun few nights at the festival.
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Really who would have thought he would need to make his wishes clear that he shouldn't be married off to Tobirama Senju upon his death? Izuna thought something of that magnitude would be a given but clearly it wasn't.