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  1. Public Bookmark 15

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    Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science Introductory Program for Basic Personal Scientific Achievement.

    Before we begin, I am legally obliged to inform you of the following: 1) this is not a job; 2) you are not being paid, compensated, or provided any restitution in any way for your work and injuries; 3) in the state of California, I contain products known to cause cancer.

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    17 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    "mute temptress"

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    It's her newest plan to make your life a living hell, somehow, she swears it up and down. Being a fake human, that is. You're not sure how the sex fits into her grandiose plans just yet. Maybe just another test.

    (Brief, ancient Chell and GLaDOS drabble. Navigating humanized-robot-GLaDOS, sex and, worse, feelings.)

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    17 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    She is so person it hurts.

  3. Public Bookmark 1

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    GLaDOS and Megatron set up a double date for them and their lovers, but they wind up sitting alone for a bit

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    17 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    very gay.

  4. Public Bookmark 45

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    While in the depths of Old Aperture, Chell and GLaDOS began a begrudging alliance and an uneasy truce. Now, it continues.

    Mere months after Chell was ejected from Aperture, the landscape is blanketed in a frigid, post-apocalyptic winter, and Chell returns to the only place nearby that can withstand it. With a new truce in place, she resumes her life at the Enrichment Centre, in a (usually) much less life-threatening way than before. Meanwhile, GLaDOS continues to struggle with her feelings— unable to accept that she might feel more than just loathing toward a certain mute lunatic.

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    17 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    A skittish Chell has to contend with a rats nest of triggers while pretending all is well.
    GLaDOS tries to ease her worries, and (eventually) succeeds in bridging the gap.

    [ch5]
    RIP - 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    In which a certain sore loser does some taunting. It works a bit better than usual. Good for her.

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    15 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    They enjoy the chase

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