Not_Jim



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    Shane rolls his eyes and spits onto the ice. “Gonna play a clean game, Rozanov?”

    Ilya laughs. “Unless you give me reason not to, Hollander.”

    “That’s pretty weak.”

    “Just like your backhand.”

    “Oh fuck off.”

    Ilya shakes his head, tutting. “Not good enough, Hollander, sorry. Want to try again?”

    Shane huffs. “Don’t have time, gonna be busy kicking your ass.”

    Ilya glances at the warm up timer, realizing belatedly that they actually only have a few more minutes. “Alright, fine. I will be expecting better during the game!”

    “Expect whatever you want, Rozanov.” Shane pauses. “Except for winning. You’re not getting that.”

    “Ooh, good one! Keep ‘em coming!”

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    In which Shane and Ilya are mic'd up during a Voyagers v Centaurs game. They get into a chirp-off. That's is.

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    “If you’re a dude, that means you’re actually my husband, right?” Hayden continues. “And that means that I don’t have a wife–”

    “Baby, you said you were fine with this.”

    “I am. What I’m not fine with is the fact that I can no longer be called a fucking Wife Guy. That’s, like, half my personality! Ask anyone. Literally any of the guys on the team would tell you that you’re basically all I talk about in the fucking locker room. And on the plane? God, I think I’ve actually put some of those fuckers to sleep with how much I talk about you.”

    Jax can’t decide if it’s annoying or cute how much Hayden is stressing over some arbitrary title. “This is what you woke me up before six for?” he grumbles.

    OR: Jackie comes out to Hayden as a trans man and he takes it incredibly well... until he realizes he can't call himself a Wife Guy anymore

    OR OR: Hayden has incredibly cis dude problems when his spouse comes out as a trans man

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    Shane loves his husband. He really does! But sometimes, it can be hard to put that love into words.

    So maybe, when he tried to put it into words, he ended up writing a couple songs.

    And maybe he released them under a fake name.

    And maybe they got insanely popular somehow.

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    AKA the one where Shane and Ilya are married and in love and Shane is a little insecure about his ability to love his husband. So he becomes a faceless pop sensation. By accident. Mostly? It's complicated.

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    27 Feb 2026