Not_my_forte



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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    Fate is a bitch.
    Craig, a thief and a liar, would have gladly stayed an insignificant piece of criminal scum in the capital’s underbelly if it meant avoiding this whole destiny bullshit. Unfortunately for him, fate doesn’t care what you want and it will make it your problem.

    What should’ve been a quick job for a handful of coins spirals into disaster, dragging Craig into an adventuring party he never asked to be a part of. As six misfits bound by bad luck and even worse timing, with destiny, and many more enemies, hot at their heels, they are now stumbling through a kingdom on the brink of war. How will they navigate threats lurking at every corner, while battling their own personal demons? And can they, in the middle of it all, protect what matters most?

    One thing’s certain: the road ahead is filled with chaos.

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    21 Feb 2026

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    The epitome of apathy, Craig Tucker has never been anything but nonchalant when it comes to his life and other related catastrophes. As long as he's not missing his favourite tv show or being hassled into another one of his classmates' ill-advised schemes, the boy truly doesn't care. Why should he? He's almost halfway through his Junior year at South Park High, which he's already figured out means he's only trapped there for another year and a half.
    Yet, there's only so far flying under the radar can get you, and unless he can get his grades up before the end of the school year, he won't be graduating with the rest of his class.

    Luckily, there's a blonde-haired recluse who might be able to help him - in more ways than he'd hoped.

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    16 Feb 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 12

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    Scott Springwell has received summons to the capital of the Blue Kingdom. Why could that possibly be? Surely he won't find a very attractive knight there?
    Surely not?

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    11 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 17

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    Scott never had control of his magic. It made him feel like he didn’t even have control over himself when his emotions were what controlled his powers. But it had never been a problem before now... it had never hurt before now... what was he to do when the flowers showed up? The kingdoms were at war, and it wasn’t like any of them were doctors... it couldn’t be that much of a problem... right?

    (Or I make the poor plant boy suffer by giving him Hanahaki <3)

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    10 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 17

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    Scott hides the fact that he's suffering with the same illness that took his parents from everyone. Nom is worried about him because he's acting strange.
    One day, everyone finds out, and its not good.

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    09 Feb 2026