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• Piss Poor Bastards by Nuka_quantum

  Fandoms: Plants vs Zombies  

  • Not Rated
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  19 Nov 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Chomper (Plants vs Zombies)/Reader
  • Chomper (Plants vs Zombies)
  • Hot Rod Chomper (Plants vs Zombies)
  • Original Trans Character(s)
  • Reader
  • Cunnilingus
  • slight dub-con in the beginning there
  • vines in vag
  • Oral Sex
  • Rough Sex
  • Bad Dirty Talk
  • Sexual Overstimulation
  • Explicit Sexual Content
  • the chomper is a bit of an asshole
  • pun intented
  • Size Difference
  • The plant CAN talk
  • he uses a speaker collar thingy
  • I invented it
  • Vine for penis
  • There is a plot. Kinda.
  • Holds you in his mouth as he tongue fucks you
  • You accidentally cut yourself one one of his thorns and he feels bad and fucks you over it.
  • why am I writing a god-damn smut fanfiction over a plants vs zombies character? Good question
  • T-Dicks
  • I Can't Believe I Wrote This
  • I mostly wrote this for me
  • just in case
  • If theres any freaks out there
  • just like me
  • but dont have the confidence to post
  • HERE I AM
  • Proud monsterfucker
  • We need more big mouth plant smut

  Summary

  You, sweet you. Garden caretaker for Crazy Dave in this apocalypse. You raise plants to help them go to war till one day, one of the members of L.E.A.F. Chrome, a very large hot-rod chomper ends up harassing you at your workplace. You accidentally cut yourself one one of his thorns and he feels bad and fucks you over it

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  English

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