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  1. Public Bookmark 28

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    Clownpierce is a crime lord, known for his swift ruthlessness. Branzy is his Achilles Heel, his weak spot, his heart and home. To no one's surprise, this puts a massive, glowing target on his back.

    Alt title: overlooking fissures and fractures in porcelain and skin

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    09 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 77

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    Driven by a desire and by his concern for the safety of someone important—Eggchan decides to leave The End, the place that has held him captive for far too long.
    Somehow, Mojang decides that a portal bug is a fantastic idea at the exact moment everything is on the brink of spiraling out of control, just as The Law gains access to the final dimension.

    Instead of being sent back to Spawn, Egg and Wemmbu are thrown into a place called,
    LifeSteal.

    And instead of having to deal with the situation like normal—
    they somehow end up… smaller.

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    Eggchan and Wemmbu are turned into.... kids!—innocent and instinct-driven, guided only by fragments of unclear memories; while their mentors are forced to level up in something other than PvP.

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    01 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 94

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    Wemmbu has never thought of romance as more of a childish selfish fantasy, especially in a place like this, where chaos and bloodshed ruled with an iron fist.

    Now as he sits right next to Flamefrags, his long-time enemy/rival, planning a marriage he wants no part in. His marriage - a small part of Wemmbu's mind reminds him. Isn't that a strange thought? Wemmbu, the terrorist, is getting married.

    The universe has some sick sense of humor.

    His eyes flicker lazily around the room, in his hands, the details of their marriage contract. Lettuce is standing in the other side of the desk, looking incredibly smug. Wemmbu feels his blood boiling, wishing for a second that he was powerful enough to wipe that grin off the other man's face. Instead, Wemmbu's eyes flicker to their rival, at least, Flame looks as uncomfortable as Wemmbu. It's a poor consolation prize but is better than nothing.

    Or, an AU where instead of execution, Lettuce uses an unconventional method to have the two strongest player under his control.

    (Lost cause duo or Imperial fire duo is not romantic here, I swear)

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    23 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 58

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    “Hey! Hey, hey, hey. Mister, are you a jellyfish? Only, you look like a jellyfish.”

    “Mmfgh,” Egg says, which translates vaguely to good sir, could you possibly inform me as to where I am and what that strange particulate matter in my feathers is and have you seen my purple weapon of mass destruction?

    “You’re silly,” says the stranger, which Egg takes to mean no— welcome to hostage-town, angel boy.

    When the world resolves itself into discernible shapes and colors, the first thing Egg clocks is a dark-haired boy in a straw-hat silhouetted against the noon-day sun.

    "Hey, hey, Mister Eye-man," the straw hat kid asks. "Do you poop?"

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    20 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 36

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    “What is this,” Parrot asks, voice startlingly steady. As if he wasn’t the twitch of a hand away from death. Theo sucks in a sharp breath through his teeth.

    “Your friend Theo is going to bring my goons to the treasure,” Boosfer says, very cheerily, “And if they’re not all back in an hour, then I’ll kill you.”

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    17 Jan 2026