OnlyAHallucination



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    An ability user strikes Dazai and gets de-aged to a 7-year-old child, so his team is left to take care of a very traumatized kid who needs all the hugs in the world.

     

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    Russian translation: https://ficbook.net/readfic/10780985 by Мицуито Рина

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    03 Mar 2026

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    Dazai would bet money he did not have that this whole situation was the President’s fault.

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    That wasn’t entirely fair. It was much more likely this was all Ranpo’s fault, and the President was just an unknowing, well-intentioned accomplice.

    Did Dazai enjoy any opportunity to rile up Yokohama’s angriest little slug? Certainly. Did that in any way mean that he was looking for his coworkers to meddle in his personal life? Obviously not.

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    23 Feb 2026

  3. Rec 71

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    "'Don’t tell me, Chuuya is jealous? I can’t help it that I’m such a good mentor, but I’m sure Chibi will find someone looking for bad fashion advice that he can pass his wisdom to.' Dazai’s words come out somewhat trembling, though that is likely more due to the way Chuuya is shaking him than any sort of emotion."

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    3 times Dazai teased Chuuya for the wrong thing, and the 1 time he got it right

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    23 Feb 2026

  4. Rec 13

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    Ranpo texts: We need to talk.
    Dazai spends the next hour bracing for a breakup.

    They talk. It goes about as smoothly as you’d expect.

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    23 Feb 2026

  5. Rec 21

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    “You go to the Special Division, stay too long, and Ranpo acts strange afterwards. You talk to someone about oaths, go back without telling me. Someone steals your medicine—”

    Dazai’s hand paused inside his coat. He thought of the words: Effective upon receipt. He set the folded paper down.

    Kunikida stared at it for a beat. When he unfolded it, the crackle sounded too loud.

    “Why do you have it?” he managed at last.

    “To keep our resident kitten asleep.”

     
    Or: The Agency tries and fails and tries again to function after the incident at the airport. When Ranpo and Dazai get tasked with an ability assessment, they weren't expecting to end up with a Special Division's counsellor going after them.

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    23 Feb 2026