OrangesAndLemons3
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
Ilya tries to soft-launch the idea of retirement to Shane.
Or:
“Don’t have panic attack,” he starts with a squeeze of his fingers around his, which is probably a bad place to do that, the starting. He makes an effort to speak faster, “After we win Cup, I quit.”
There.
“Quit what?” Shane searches his eyes, bouncing between left and right and back.
Ilya can’t help but laugh at his husband, as if the concept of ‘quitting’ and ‘hockey’ in the same sentence has never occurred to him before. It probably hasn’t. While he takes a deep inhale, Ilya adjusts his hold on the bag of ice on his angry, swollen knee that is in the middle of a suicide mission in protest of Ilya playing a professional sport in his late thirties. “Hockey.”
Bookmarked by OrangesAndLemons3
15 Feb 2026
-
Tags
Summary
"Troy," Roz said, "We are on deserted island."
"We're probably just in the Keys."
"In the Keys on deserted island, yes! Fuck!" Rozanov said. Barrett was startled by the outburst; Rozanov's shoulders dropped. He was still flipping his phone around in his hands. "Sorry. Fuck."
"Wow. Did you just apologize for something?"
Rozanov kicked a rock.
"It could be a lot worse," Barrett said. "I mean, imagine if you'd been stuck out here with Boston, you guys would've already killed each other. Lord of the Flies style."
Bookmarked by OrangesAndLemons3
14 Feb 2026
-
Tags
Summary
“There’s a trend going on in the comments,” Connors explains. “#RobotShane.”
“Robot?” Ilya repeats, confused.
“Because he’s so stiff in interviews. Like a machine.”
“And this is funny?”
“Oh, come on,” Cliff says, exasperated. “I know you and Shane are friends now, or whatever, since you started the charity -”
“Listen to this!” Connors interrupts. “‘#RobotShane would probably be a lot less stiff if he spent more of his off-time getting stiff.’”
Everyone laughs again, as if they’ve just heard a particularly hilarious joke, rather than a Youtube comment most likely written by a twelve-year-old.
“Do we think Shane even knows what sex is?” St-Simon snickers. “He probably just powers down in a corner in between games.”
Bookmarked by OrangesAndLemons3
14 Feb 2026
-
Tags
Summary
your fave is problematic - yourfaveisproblematic.tumblr.com/post/6453061/ilya-rozanov
Admin note: POST IS WIP
1. Admitted to using the f-slur during his rookie year in the NHL and doubled down with ableist remarks on Twitter.
2. He’s a stalinist and supports the unlawful slaughter of children.
[cont…]rozanovdefender replied to yourfaveisproblematic
“the unlawful slaughter of children” YOU MEAN THE ROMANOVS??habsbluntrotation reblogged ⇄ yourfaveisproblematic
girl not to be a bolshevik on main but the romanovs sorta deserved that oneor,
Ilya Rozanov lands himself on yourfaveisproblematic for—well, quite a few reasons.Series
- Part 1 of #ilyarozanoviscancelled
Bookmarked by OrangesAndLemons3
14 Feb 2026
-
Did they just get married? by the11thTARDIS
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Feb 2026
Tags
Summary
Caroline 🦋 @Harrys_long_hair91
So, earlier today I went to the courthouse for my sister’s wedding, and I’m like 99.99% sure I saw Rose Landry and her boyfriend getting married(?). They were wearing matching outfits and looked so happy. She was holding a beautiful bouquet and they couldn’t stop smiling, like, look at her, she looks stunning! (I didn’t share earlier because I didn’t want people annoying them on their special day)
[Attached picture] [Attached picture]
TMZ: X-SQUAD STAR ROSE LANDRY MARRIES HOCKEY PLAYER SHANE HOLANDER IN SECRET CEREMONY: photos, videos, and witnesses’ details.
As if on cue, Shane’s phone goes crazy. Messages from his agent, his teammates, the press, and his parents. He ignores them,
“W-what the fuck? What’s happening?”
“Someone… oh my god, someone took pictures of us yesterday and…crap.”
----
OR: Shane and Rose attend a friend's secret wedding. Someone takes pictures, and the internet assumes they were the ones getting married. Ilya hasn't spoken to Shane since the tuna melt day... and now the whole internet is saying he's married to Rose Landry.
The All-Star weekend is about to get really interesting.
Bookmarked by OrangesAndLemons3
14 Feb 2026