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There was also a projector set up, making the whole opposite wall into a display, and the bat man... no, wait... man bat. Whatever. Sonar motioned for Robert to sit down, throwing some of the pillows to the corner to actually make space for him. There was a coffee table in front of the couch that had a whisky on ice waiting for Robert, the glass opaque with perspiration.
"Sit down, have a drink," Sonar said eagerly, getting in front of the projector and clearing his throat. "I have a proposition to make."
"I can see that," Robert said, trying to sound a little less dumbfounded than he actually felt. "What is this about?"
Sonar fixed his tie again - there was nothing wrong with it - and turned off the lights, pressing a button on the remote to start his presentation, just as Robert was taking a sip of his whiskey. It was pretty fucking good.
The title card read:Why you should let me fuck you in megabat form:
An argument against 'Within reason'To his credit, Robert only choked on his whiskey a little.
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- Part 4 of Gamification
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01 Mar 2026
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The Z-Team's last dispatcher was a flaming pile of hybrid-phobic shit- and literally so, at his breaking point.
Sonar hopes this new guy is a little better, especially since he seems to have some fur of his own
[otherwise known as: I turned Robert into an Akita Inu hybrid and rewrote his first meeting with Sonar]Series
- Part 1 of Heel [you know that's not what we meant]
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28 Feb 2026
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Sonar joining the Z-Team is one of the biggest leaps of faith he's taken in his life. He's never seen himself as a hero, but Malevola's invitation represents an opportunity to finally fix his life and address the problems that have plagued him. Initially, it's not going well, but the arrival of the new dispatcher has changed everything for him.
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26 Feb 2026
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A collection of Mechabat and Robert’s artworks
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25 Feb 2026
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@r.robertsonIII tweets with a photo and a caption
*A selfie of him standing outside, holding Beef in his other arm. He smiles at the camera, hair slightly tousled and the first button of his SDN work shirt undone.*
I was informed of my new fame and decided to finally make an account. Glad to see that my work behind a desk doesn’t go unrecognised. This is Beef :)
@velocipastor retweets with caption
holy fuck they really do have the wrong guy behind the desk
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25 Feb 2026
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Flambae starts to question why Robert always wants to meet up at ex-villain's place.
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24 Feb 2026
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It’s not every day Robert gets sick, let alone sick enough that he can't fully get off his couch. Every time he tries to stand, the world starts to spin, and his legs feel like jello. So Z-Team comes to make sure he's all right.
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24 Feb 2026
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“Twenty bucks, kiss Flambae.” Victor puts his hands on his hips.
Robert’s face twitches in slight surprise, and he looks at Victor.
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Robert’s eyes suddenly fill with determination, as his dizzy brain communicates to him that this is literally the quickest twenty dollars ever.
“Easy.”
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Z-Team has a party after a hard day, and Robert earns a new twenty.Bookmarked by P4Nd4
24 Feb 2026
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“Hold up, hold up!” Prism chuckled, handing him the orange, square-shaped cover. “You better read yours.”
“For what? I already know what it says. ‘ Flambae is amazing, and so fucking strong, and hot, and I’m a bitch! Also, he’s hot’. “
She raised a brow.
Shoulders dropping, he opened the folder, and his eyes dimmed slightly.
“ ‘Chad is the biggest asshole I’ve ever met.’
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The Z-Team get their hands on Robert’s reports about them. Flambae doesn’t like what he finds, and makes sure Robert knows.
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24 Feb 2026
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Five times the Z-team learned something new (and fucked up) about Robert's body, and the one time they did something about it.
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23 Feb 2026
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“One of these days I’m gonna burn that smug fucking look right off your face.”
Robert could reply with snark, a well-timed retort. He had it loaded.
Instead, he stares.
Like the way you're supposed to stare at the sun when it hates you, and you love it anyway.
“God, you're beautiful.”
Flambae arched a brow. “Yeah? I fucking know. Mirrors exist. But thanks.”
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Robert is in love with SDN’s resident flaming asshole.
Unfortunately, the flaming asshole is the only one who doesn't know.
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23 Feb 2026
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“Look, I understand that you probably burned most of your brain cells before you even presented, but you need to get over the fact that I have a pussy. Keep the bitch comments up and I’m reporting your ass to HR and then you will become some dragon asshole’s bitch in prison, get it?”
“...you have a pussy?”
“Are you fucking- It kinda comes with the whole omega thing, you dumbass fireball.”
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or: Robert is an omega and does not appreciate getting called a bitch and Flambae is an alpha and a jerk but he is not a sexist asshole.
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23 Feb 2026
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"You still single?" Rayo asked suddenly, taking a swig from his beer.
"What?" Chad blinked, caught off guard
"Oh c'mon, you've always been hard to lo-"
"Hey, babe," Robert interrupted smoothly, leaning over Chad's shoulder to plant a quick kiss on his cheek.
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Flambae’s insufferable ex gets added to the team, and Robert quickly realizes he can’t stand the way he treats him, so he makes a reckless decision: he pretends to be Flambae’s boyfriend.
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23 Feb 2026
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Robert is keeping two secrets from his team.
1. He actually enjoys their company (mostly).
2. He doesn't need the subtitles to understand the K-Drama they just forced him to watch.
A two-part story about a heritage erased, a team that misses the obvious, and the inevitable moment the truth comes out.
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A/N: This is based on the fact from one of the developers that Robert was originally intended to be half-Korean in early development, but the concept got scrapped because of similarities to Mark Grayson from Invincible. We were ROBBED.
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22 Feb 2026
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They haven’t even been at this for an hour, and he already feels like his head is going to explode. There’s a throbbing, burning pain all over the right side of his face, flaring up each time he turns to look over his shoulder to Beef or down to the keyboard.
Or, Robert has a migraine attack and the Z-Team helps
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- Part 1 of Dispatch Z-Team&/Robert
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22 Feb 2026
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A late night visit to SDN lands Sonar in a predicament he could have never foreseen- falling head over heels for his dispatcher. From that moment on he must keep his obsessive lusty thoughts in check, or risk making it weird.
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15 Feb 2026
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“You kept this?”
“Ah, yeah, I did.”
“Why?”
“I’m not quite sure myself. Just a reminder, I guess.”
“You’re a weird guy, Robbie.”
Robert gives him a flat look, “Yeah, so you have said.”
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13 Feb 2026
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“Robert’s staring at you, dude.”
“What, like a good stare or a bad stare?”
“Hmm, maybe bad?”
“Did he look mad? Sad? S’mad?”
“Expand your vocab, Mr Harvard Graduate.”
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12 Feb 2026
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Flustering A Stone Wall
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Z-Team's dispatcher has been described, both by them and others, as a 'perpetually dead inside motherfucker'. He never seems to get bashful, or worked up, at any of their goddamn flirtations.Maybe they've just been going about it the wrong way
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12 Feb 2026
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He can't really say it when Robert's awake. It’s this… mental block he has. He’s too bad at verbalizing his emotions. Locks up. He’s said it—six times, he thinks?—while Robert was conscious. Sonar was, of course, drunk-and-or-high each time.
It’s—well, Robert doesn’t seem too upset about it so far. He seems to understand Sonar’s whole thing.
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Or: Sonar has problems telling Robert that he loves him, so he keeps showing it instead. A few moments of domestic bliss during Victor & Robert's relationship.
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12 Feb 2026