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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    The Spectre makes the killers’ camp off-limits while it works on some major renovations. With nowhere else to go, the killers are forced to stay at the survivors' camp until further notice.

    Chaos and shenanigans ensue.

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    20 Feb 2026

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    YAYYYYYY IM SO HYPED FOR THIS YOU HAVE NO IDEA

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    It's a chilly autumn evening and the survivors are all gathered and dressed up for the occasion: a comfy-cozy scary movie night to start the spooky season off right.

    However, the creepy and comfy vibes take a turn for the terrifying when a handful of the survivors are suddenly pulled into a round. To their dismay, they find that dreaded karaoke machine waiting for them when they arrive. And with only a single song available, no less.

    Even worse still, none of them have even heard of the song before.

    Nobody, that is, except for Two Time.

    With only one person able to complete their task and a ruthless cannibal on the loose, the terrified band of survivors must once again rely on their anxious cultist to sing their heart out… lest they also fall victim to the killer's insatiable appetite.

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    22 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    YAYYYYY ANOTHER KARAOKE NIGHT Two Time my beloved,,,,

  3. Public Bookmark 84

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    007n7 has suffered through this hell long enough and the usual isn't working.

    It's all fun and games until a random bottle of pills spawns near him, no label, no owner.
    It could all end now, can't it?

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    30 Dec 2025

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    The poisonburger fic ever,,, I've reread this multiple times now

  4. Public Bookmark 52

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    This wasn't how this was supposed to go.

    Telamon had just wanted to rid himself of something that found itself to be troubling, pull it out, rip it out if he had to, that was the plan, and the result was going to be satisfactory, to have a vessel that could hold all the nasty things about himself, away from others- instead, he got a much weaker vessel to use for such a task.

    Weak, small, fragile, the body of a child. Telamon hated it.

    He hated that voice that came with it, too. How bothersome.

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    Telamon tries to use 1x as a vessel to hold all his hatred and to lock them away, but everything goes south, and he gets something entirely different: 1x, who has the characteristics and personality of a child, and Shedletsky, the comedic sword fighter we all know and love, as a result of Telamon causing accidental trauma to his brain.

    So here's a series of how Telamon deals with being a system, with the help of a very familiar ex-hacker and exploiter (and his sugar-filled son as well!), and how they all grow to understand each other throughout this series of mine :) Hope you enjoy <3

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    15 Dec 2025

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    Chickenburger series that changed my brain chemistry about these two

  5. Rec 25

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    A night of fun and festivities at the survivors’ cabin is abruptly cut short when nearly the entire group is unexpectedly pulled into a round.

    And judging by the especially murderous look on 1x1x1x1’s face, the survivors clearly weren't the only ones whose nightly activities were so rudely interrupted.

    AKA; the squad gets fucked up and sings karaoke, but the Spectre is a bitch and this is why we can't have ANYTHING nice!!

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    14 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Go read this immediately