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    Twelve-ish years ago, Jennifer Jareau and Emily Prentiss had twin girls. They also got a divorce. And because someone had a rich mother with a frankly insane lawyer, soon those twin girls were separated by an ocean.

     

    (or the parent trap, but jemily. and jjs kids are girls. #girlmoms)

    Language:
    English
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    3,379
    Chapters:
    1/4
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    260
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    It was the end of the world, and Carol was sick. And it was practically fucking Christmas.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,048
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    744
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    Erik had new neighbors. The wife was very pretty. The husband was often gone.

    Language:
    English
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    11,460
    Chapters:
    5/15
    Comments:
    71
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1,496
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    Jennifer Jareau was tired. She had just become the BAU’s newest profiler after years of being their media liaison, and the mermaid was so far in over her head. This newest case wasn’t helping at all - and then an agent from Interpol shows up? Seriously?

    Emily Prentiss was a hundred-something-year-old vampire. She has seen a lot of things in her line of work. But a gorgeous, tanned mermaid FBI agent was something else entirely.

    (or where everything is the same except vampires, mermaids, werewolves, and the fae exist. And timelines are wacky. So, I guess it's not the same at all.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,769
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    220
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    Emma Swan vanished from GRIMMÉ without a word. No warning. No explanation. Just silence.

    A decade later, she’s making noise again. But some things just don't fade.

    (Or semi meta Girl Group au, with prying fans and a dash of never getting over that girl you loved at 16.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,411
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    302
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    Maximus was a lot of things. Mostly tired, because of his insomnia, but other stuff too. Bad at most card games, pretty low on money, and absolutely terrible at his job. It’s not his fault, though. He had some really bad training. It also doesn’t help that he kind of hates patrolling the Mojave. So, when he got this random promotion that he didn’t even really want, he was slightly frustrated.

    But he didn’t exactly have a choice in the matter. So there he was. Guarding a girl who seemed hellbent on getting him fired, and also getting her ass out of the bustling, safe city she was lucky to be in.

    Maximus was a lot of things. But was he willing to be a fugitive in the New California Republic? Maybe. Maybe for Lucy Moldaver.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,039
    Chapters:
    1/5
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    290
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    The ghosts discuss Hetty's possible bisexuality. Much to her dismay, and Sam's dismay. She does not want to hear that conversation.

    (or phantom of the opera happened in universe and Hetty had a massive celebrity crush on Christine Daae. or something like that)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,480
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    603
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    Walking tirelessly around the Mojave is, well, tiresome. But Maximus always seemed to try and cheer Lucy up. And sometimes they even share stories with each other.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,158
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    758
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    Summary

    “You need to calm down.” Raoul was eyeing her up and down like her hair was on fire. Wait. Was it? She patted her curls and was relieved to find it was not.

    “How can I calm down?”

    “I don’t know? Realize Erik would never fire you?”

    “What?”

    (or where Christine finds herself married to her job...and maybe more)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,335
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    906
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    Summary

    Christine was a famous singer, songwriter, actress and influencer. She was practically the most talked about up and coming celebrity online.

    And her husband? Well, he was her Number One Stan on Twitter. And Reddit. And Tumblr.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,697
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    171
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2,020
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    Summary

    It is Christmas time at Charles Garnier Elementary and both of Christine boys are going through it.

    (or Erik beefs with one his wife's students)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,376
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    428
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    Summary

    what if the balcony scene in 4x07 had a certain reveal?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    258
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    54
    Hits:
    1,071
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    Summary

    His wife wasn’t speaking. Not to him, or her brothers, or her father. She hasn’t left their apartment in like two weeks. Mondale has taken to following her around like an Omen.

     

    or the tomshiv baby and how it affects one very fragile marriage

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,746
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    170
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    5,487
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    Summary

    Some idle overheard gossip sparks confusion in Ei…and she doesn’t exactly know how to process it. So when she gets the truth right from the fox's mouth, she learns that even Miko can look away from eternity.

    (or the one where ei realizes that miko did change in 500 years, and she does NOT like it )

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,368
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    466
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    Summary

    She loved her wife. She truly did.

    But sometimes she wonders if Wanda loved her back.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,040
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1,074
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    Summary

    Their relationship wasn't even real in the first place.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,745
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    284
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    Summary

    nica pitied her. she truly did.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    649
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    968
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    Summary

    Michiko almost doubled over in surprise but quickly balanced herself out. In front of her was a little boy, no older than seven, crying.

    "Woah! Woah! Are you okay?" She asked.

    He wiped away tears from his eyes, clutching what seemed to be a tablet close to his overalls.

    "I can't find my Mom. Can you help me?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,470
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    719
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    Summary

    Memories were often painful, but with you? With you I can proceed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    252
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    59
    Hits:
    427
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    Summary

    In a world where its a chance of luck on whether you are living in a Utopia or a Dystopia, Andy was unfortunate. Born a Rank X, it wasn’t until two small children took a shine to her that her life started to look better. Thrust into an arranged marriage with the Empress of the System, Andy sees everything. But, life doesn't get better. When an old friend is the leader of an uprising, and the terrifying guards of the Empress try to shut it down, Andy is torn between her new and old life.
     

    Find out in this Sci-fi Royalty mish-mash i came up with at 3 am when i should've of been studying

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,063
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    77
    Kudos:
    417
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    5,189

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