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[podfic] Welcome, Peasants, by fluxweed by lastontheboat
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Oct 2025
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Ron was doing Draco a favour by agreeing to investigate him. Better Ron than someone who’d plant something horrific to get Draco sent to Azkaban—or some pervy Potter fanatic who’d spend the whole hour sniffing the dirty clothes on Harry’s bedroom floor. Even though Ron had to take Polyjuice and break into their flat to do it, Harry and Draco would understand. They’d appreciate it.
And if Ron had done more “investigating” and less “snogging his best friend while Polyjuiced as said best friend’s secret boyfriend”, maybe it would have all been fine.
Podfic of Welcome, Peasants by fluxweed.
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- Part 28 of Lastontheboat's podfics
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Draco sees a cat. It’s so cute, he decides to steal it.
Harry hates Malfoy’s guts. Except, apparently, when he’s purring on his chest.
(Canon rewrite in which the Malfoys might not be as bad as they seem, Harry is seriously touch-starved, and Draco hates Potter in every universe—but he’d go to war for his adorable black cat with green eyes.)